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[–] Geckoshark 0 points 37 points (+37|-0) ago 

God damn this thing better get ready to shit itself violently and without warning if that's what I think that is. RIP anyone who's going to be around it when that burger comes rocketing out the other end at mach 6.

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[–] NoTrueScotsman 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

I'm sure it's fine with it as long as it doesn't have to eat less. Anything but that.

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[–] Geckoshark 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I mean, if I only had a single source of joy in my life, I'd probably be hard pressed to give it up myself. Thankfully I'm not a sad sack of shit and I'm able to derive pleasure from many different activities that bring me joy in unique ways.

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[–] Artie 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Literally all it does is make the fat and oil come straight out of your ass.

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[–] Deathstalker 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

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[–] Geckoshark 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

"THOOMPH-splat"

Well I regret that mental image

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[–] UlyssesEMcGill 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

It shits violently everytime regardless. And thinks that is normal. They become deathly afraid if they go 25 hours without spraying something out of their ass.

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[–] Boyakasha 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Nothing that a rag on a stick can’t handle.