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[–] BipedalPredator 2 points 35 points (+37|-2) ago 

I don't even have to read the article, or do a $3,000,000 study. Here is the answer. Lesbians are obese because they eat too much. Women get obese, realize they're completely undesirable to men, so rather than take care of themselves they just get butch haircuts and declare themselves lesbians to give the illusion that not getting men is a choice, knowing full well there are a ton of other heffalumps in the same stretched out shoes.

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[–] Artie 1 points 13 points (+14|-1) ago 

Same with pansexuality. It essentially means you're so ugly you're willing to be with a person of ANY gender. Even the ones that people have yet to make up.

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[–] IGiveZeroFucks 1 points 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

This is the correct answer.

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[–] Perron 0 points 30 points (+30|-0) ago 

Because they eat out

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[–] stefwithanF 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Hey-o!

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 1 points 19 points (+20|-1) ago 

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

You can never have too many donuts.

Unless you're fat.

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[–] alien557 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

The paper also suggested that young men should be “screened” to see if they are too preoccupied with their biceps.

This paper is suggesting that wanting to be fit is harmful. Fuck these people.

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[–] Lurkerontheroof 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

We've gone full Harrison Bergeron it seems :/

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[–] caesah 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Brought to you by the people who think male models "starve" themselves.

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[–] mentholmemories 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Well I guess I picked a bad time to be a lesbian

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[–] enginedriver13 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Assuming that's not a joke, then damn, I am sorry for you...back in the 90's most lesbians I knew were still human sized, maybe 20% chubs to deathfats. Now the ratio is reversed. There used to be a joke about dykes loving to play softball, I think they've replaced that with competitive eating of party-sized bags of Doritos.

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[–] Nofats_will_MAGA 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Lesbians are obese because they eat more food than they need.

Pay me $3.5 million please.

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[–] tyros 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

"Latent transition analyses revealed that sexual minority males (i.e., mostly heterosexual, gay, and bisexual) were more likely than completely heterosexual males to be lean-concerned"

What the hell is "mostly heterosexual"?

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[–] Artie 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

"Straight" guys that will take a blowjob from a guy? Essentially selfish bisexuals. Maybe.

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[–] Lurkerontheroof 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Eh, "heteroflexibles" perhaps.

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[–] Geckoshark 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Probably dudes who are bi enough to find other men sexually attractive, but not enough for a relationship to be viable.

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[–] Rialed 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I speak this language: More straight than bi but not straight.

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[–] retoasted 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I'ma call bulshit on visual. I love female body I like looking touching and having. I'm not a "Butch" either femme femme exists. But then I'm not a fan of players for both sides too often a thing of convenience. 🤷

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[–] NotYourDoctor 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

The women I've dated were all some form of shitlord. My last gf and I met because the same nasty blob of a butch had hit on both of us and she came over to laugh with me about it. (I’ve also found that fit black girls are some of the most fervent shitlords, especially fit black lesbians, because the rest of their demographic is so full of obeasts)

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[–] IGiveZeroFucks 5 points -2 points (+3|-5) ago 

Lesbians are disproportionately obese because they don't have to attract male attention.

More accurately, they are unable to attract male attention because of their obesity so they proclaim themselves to be lesbians to save face.

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