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[–] Syndicalism 0 points 53 points (+53|-0) ago 

Is your refrigerator running?

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[–] Lurkerontheroof 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Not enough upvoats in the Voat world <3

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[–] ButterBeater9000 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

This is amazing.

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[–] Syndicalism 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I didnt even recognize the duality of the joke when I typed it. On first view I though 'She's built like a fridge'. But if you told her that her refrigerator was running I imagine thats equal motivation to generate kinetics of that magnitude.

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[–] lettersofmarque 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago 

Scenario 1: Not allowed to participate. "My baby can do anything anyone else can do." Files discrimination lawsuit.

Scenario 2: Allowed to participate - dies from heart attack. "You knew my baby couldn't run like the other keyed's. This is your fault." Files negligence lawsuit.

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[–] Savage_Thundercock 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Scenario 2 is preferred

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[–] enginedriver13 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Sadly the way things are today, they'll win that negligence lawsuit and be awarded millions of dollars...

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[–] GreffeduFoie 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

This thing blew out it's knee. Usually someone running falls forward, this thing just collapsed backwards like it's leg went out from under it. Either dislocated, or more likely, blown ACL or something.

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[–] ShitfacedShithead 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

The parent should be the one getting sued for negligence, but we all know that's never going to happen in this society.

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[–] Costington_Livrwurth 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Oh god, I laughed, and laughed.

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[–] Fitizen0 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

But in this participation generation everybody is equal and equally suited for all tasks including a relay that is normally dependent on lean sprinters duh.

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[–] kammmmak 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Ah she wanted to and it'd be racist to say no. Coach probably had a little chuckle deep inside.

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[–] aaronC 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

There is going to be a lot of collateral damage when reality disproves HAES.

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[–] ETres 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I hope the track is OK!

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[–] gonzo26587 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I don't even understand what happened. She's "running" but still somehow managed to fall backwards? How do they physics of this work? Gravitational field collapsing into itself?

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[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Yeah, I didn't get that, either.

I wonder if she realized she was losing or was about to pass out, so she intentionally dropped. You get sympathy and attention for that; you don't get sympathy and attention when you just lose.

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[–] Deathstalker 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Broken ankle.

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[–] MurderParty 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I really hope that cracking sound was its leg snapping in half

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[–] DanBangles 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I feel bad for the maintenance guy who had to fix everything that was destroyed when the bariatric ambulance backed up to scrape that thing off the track.