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[–] tweedles 0 points 30 points (+30|-0) ago 

Not just fat, but stupid too. He seems like the type who only chases after girls way out of his league, then complains about women being "shallow bitches" who don't appreciate a "nice guy."

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[–] SOULESS [S] 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

I honestly had to re-read everything he wrote several times before I understood what he was saying in it's completion. It's difficult without any punctuation and some random words tossed about where they don't belong. He's terrible at writing.

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[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

Love how they go from 'yay pretty' to 'omg gtfo ure ugly anyway'

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[–] JustFPH 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

that's the way she goes, boys

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[–] 475677 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

Can't blame him for trying because even when blurred you can tell you're easy on the eyes. I just wish for everyone's sake that fats would stick to their own whale kind instead of believing they're worth a fit person who's got their shit together.

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[–] SOULESS [S] 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Thank you that's a lovely complement. I appreciate it.

I just wish people read my profile first. A lot of smokers/overweight individuals message me and get angry when I don't want to change my deal breakers for them.

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[–] GreffeduFoie 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Cuz they're the exception! That's the fat mentality. Everyone else is fat, but they're totally not,they're just big boned or strong or some other delusional shit.

Don't give up, I met my husband on okcupid. He's a very slim guy and has taken up working out so now he's got some very nice muscles going. He's a budding shitlord and is coming over to our side slowly but surely.

Try looking out of state. I was in Illinois and he messaged me from Alaska. Never thought it'd work but here we are, together for 6 years, married for 1½

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[–] 475677 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Don't take it personally, they don't care for themselves so you can't expect them to read for themselves either and then you're calling them fat and retarded as well as rejecting them which is a triple whammy of shame that a lot of them can't handle and take as a personal attack due to the way it makes them feel. It's all on them though so don't feel bad in the slightest or settle for anything less than what you're worth as you're better than that and would lessen yourself by sinking to their level.

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[–] Infiltrator 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

That's the problem with fats, they keep saying how they're beatiful and whatnot but when it comes to preference they'd never pick another hamplanet over a normal person if they had a choice.

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[–] SOULESS [S] 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

"Nice guy" is the headline he decided to choose. That's the first impression you can leave people, a small sentence about yourself.

He was so charming I was completely swept off my feet. The absolutely nicest and intelligent male I've spoken to on there yet.

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[–] EarthquakesAreScary 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

The absolutely nicest and intelligent male I've spoken to on there yet.

A modern day Shakespeare if ever there was one. Emotions so deep that standard language can't contain his niceness. But a mind so sharp that he's created poetry like "good fuck u" and "rotton piece of shit skinny thin" to convey it anyway.

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[–] SOULESS [S] 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

His words could cause the ground to quake and shake the thickest of mountains.

I tried to make a pun based off your name. This is harder than I thought.

Edit: I'm just not a modern day Shakespeare like him.

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[–] GrammarStalinist 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

You can tell he's a nice guy by the respectful and articulate way that he handles rejection and by his recognition that other people's preferences and boundaries are valid.

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[–] justfortyfive 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Huh, can I just point out that I'm OVERLY JEALOUS of your hair ? Back to the point: "nice guy" + fat = ALWAYS means "I'm a huge cunt and if you refuse my dick I'll whine and insult you"

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[–] PeachCaj 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Your hair looks amazing! Hair goals, for sure.

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[–] SOULESS [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Thank you.

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[–] EarthquakesAreScary 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

I think my absolute favorite part of that comes from the fact that he used that picture. Clearly picked because it has something big enough to mostly hide his gut. But hilarious because he doesn't even get that his arm fat alone would give it away. Even without seeing the facial fat. I mean yeah, if the gut wasn't still visible it might be a tossup on whether he's obese level fat or overweight level fat. But any part of his body on display shouts that he's one kind of fat or another.

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[–] Twentyonepointthree 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

"Gut-tars and biceps git you laid, bro!"

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[–] SOULESS [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I didn't even realize that but come to think of it I think you're right. All his pictures are chest up or hiding behind a guitar.

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[–] Approved 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

guitar

Gut-tar. ;)

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[–] ChanceofRain 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

That slack-jawed face says it all. I bet he sucks on guitar too.

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[–] Sosacms 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

It pisses fatties off that healthy people exist, but it really pisses them off when healthy people can still have lazy lifestyles and eat whatever. It just destroys all their excuses and that fantasy that the only way to be healthy is to eat grass and live in a gym.

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