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[–] Iforgotmy_other_acct 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I'm pretty sure it doesn't.

All it takes is a physical fitness waver from an LT or Cpt. to deal with that, though. Don't know the politics of why, but that's what happens.

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[–] Chicity25 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

He literally has the same body shape as grimace the purple McDonald's mascot

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[–] CeeMeeBee 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Cannot seriously see that as being an actual police officer. Are we sure it's not just a super hammy security officer?

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[–] dotty 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Lol he's probably one of those security guards who drives a golf cart around the mall.

Edit: He has a gun in his holster; definitely a real cop.

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[–] MoonsOverMyHammy 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I literally just saw a giant ham standing in front of Verizon for "security" with this look on his face like he doesn't take any bullshit and he's a badass motherfucker

A) who the fuck robs verizon B) who the fuck needs security when buying a verizon phone in a fancy neighborhood. Is that ham supposed to make you feel safe? C) in the event of an actual theft I doubt he could even sprint next door to Starbucks for a frap to fuel a chase. If he made it so far as the In and Out he would stop for a hamburger, guaranteed.

Made me glad I'm not with that shitty company and inadvertently paying for that idiot

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[–] prisonersandpriests 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I could see him stopping by a Dunkin' Doughnuts, pulling his firearm, and telling the guy behind the register that there's been a crime and he needs a few dozen doughnuts to take to evidence.

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[–] prisonersandpriests 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I'll just keep them in my stomach so they aren't contaminated on the way....

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[–] Judecca 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I have been attempting to become an officer of the law and this terrible example of the badge should be removed to make room for people serious enough about the safety of the people to keep themselves in shape and not spherical. Lack of funding would no longer be an excuse to keep me from my goal

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[–] Judecca 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

It should be a strict physical evaluation, mental evaluation, and firearm evaluation and should be repeated each year

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[–] Spacehuman 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Look how his gun is almost at his armpit. I have doubt whether he can physically draw his gun without difficulty.

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[–] baddreamstonight 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

He should be kicked off the force. Jesus.

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[–] freshman15 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Just one too many?

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