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[–] MayorBelgoody 0 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago 

Caked on drag queen make up. Check. Slack-jawed "muh sexy 'spression" food hole gape. Check. Cropping out the sweaty gelatinous mass below. Check.

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[–] somewhatsmart 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Mouth is open and ready for whatever food happens to cross her path. Always prepared. Tess the Mess: if the food isn't ready, she sure is.

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[–] warrior88 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

Nah it's acne from eating too much garbage food.

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[–] jagz 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

She's really losing it. For a long time, her only "advantage" was that she somehow avoided that haggard, rapid-aging face that most super fats develop. But boy, is it catching up to her now - she looks to be in her 40s, easily. She has drag-style makeup in basically every pic I've seen lately - a pretty clear sign that she's trying to cover something up. She's also losing ground to the new crop of "fat models." It's kind of funny to watch her basically flail for relevancy at this point.

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[–] SleepyCicada [S] 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I’m 40 and I look better, with makeup or without. Oh. And I can see my toes. And ride a bike with my kid.

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[–] Plavonica 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I’m 40 and I look better, with makeup or without.

I'm gettin' there, and even I look better. And I'm a heavily bearded biker-dude.

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[–] SurfinMindWaves 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Hiding my face in pounds of makeup improves my mood.

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[–] petite-equestrian 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

But I'm not depressed!!!1!!1!!!1! So happy... Definitely not crying into my Starbeetus when no one is looking.

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[–] SleepyCicada [S] 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

She actually had a pic on IG with a sad face and tear running down her cheek because being a mom is hard when you are a MODEL. Because hanging out there all day like a huge turd in a toilet bowl is a demanding job indeed.

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[–] Siacca 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago  (edited ago)

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[–] callthehambulance 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Not the same, but this person has backwards knees,

https://www.facebook.com/MidnightZombieModel/

Why do they always, always think that letting some creepy old dude take photos of them makes them a "model"?

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[–] SleepyCicada [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Does this abomination have like, a job? Or something?

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[–] Siacca 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

The merging of the calf and ankle is obviously a cankle. What is the merging of the thigh and the calf? (Other than gross.)

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[–] jeffjeff 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

That forehead gets me every time. I always try to give mine a pinch just to feel what a skull should actually feel like covered in a thin layer of skin :p

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[–] DemurexDulcet 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

That’s real???

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[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Holy shit.

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[–] Cryingintomywine 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Overlining your lips and wearing inch thick eyeliner to make your massively bloated face look slightly more proportionate to your massively bloated body is not, in fact, attractive.

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[–] DemurexDulcet 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I hate the over lining of lips. It looks gross and so do lip injections.

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[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Some folk'll never lose a foot But then again some folk'll Like Tessie the slack-jawed yokell!

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[–] Zuluroar 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Thats a dude

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