Doing a trial at a gym.
Sign saying "please wipe what you use" plastered everywhere, along with "please put the weights back". Typical gym stuff.
Fat walks to leg extension machine.
Sits on it doing 90lbs extensions without getting up to walk around, for about 8 minutes.
I'm watching it as it decides to move its monolithic 48" waist out of the contraption and I thought to myself "it'll just leave without wiping down the seat."
Boy was I wrong. It fucking took the towel it was hanging around its damp neck to simply MOVE AROUND and slosh its ass sweat into the seats.
THERE ARE CLEANING STATIONS EVERYWHERE WITH PAPER TOWELS AND DISINFECTANT SPRAY. GO HOME AND STOP EATING. LEAVE GYMS FOR FIT, HYGIENIC BEINGS. THANKS