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[–] Poohwhisperer 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

Who would eat a lemon cake with chocolate frosting?!

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[–] ghaele 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

That was my first thought. When i worked in a bakery, a coworker once made a bunch of chocolate cakes with lemon filling. Shockingly, nobody bought them.

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[–] WVwildflower 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

I would eat that. If I ate cake. Thin or cake. Thin wins out though.

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[–] mastermeatlock 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Wait, the fact they ate in a parking lot (with their hands, bakeries don't have cutlery) doesn't disgust you more?

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[–] EarthquakesAreScary 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

It's only one step removed from the grossest of the gross, people who eat on the train.

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[–] GroundCtrl2MayoTom 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Are you saying chocolate and lemon don't go together? I usually throw some lemon zest into my super bowl brownies but maybe I'm just weird.

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[–] Poohwhisperer 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Sounds ok, lemon desserts to me call for light toppings, powdered sugar and such. But I do enjoy a lemon twist in my espresso.

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[–] FeedMeTheTruth 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

So scary! Why on earth would you want to proudly tell the world this (I thought you didn’t tell anyone)? Food is not where happiness is found.

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[–] nobslob 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Eating an entire cake sounds like a form of punishment, not a treat. I'd have thrown up half way through, and felt like shit for hours. How do the eatbeasts tolerate super high levels of sugar?

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[–] Socks_are_okay 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Got the same. Give me a thin slice or have me be miserable. If you're fat you need more of your fix to feel high, I guess

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[–] Frazfox 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago  (edited ago)

"With the anniversary of my mother's death fast approaching"

Who wants to bet piggy's momma sow went with Lord Beetus? Also what a dumb excuse of an occasion to eat an entire cake???

"Yeah my dog's birthday is in 4 months so I decided to treat myself with an ice cream cake the size of a great Dane, just had to" like What? Just come out and fess up to the fact that fatty has a self control problem, no excuses when one has control over the snow shovel forking food into the gaping maw.

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[–] ayra_now11 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

How the hell can you eat an entire cake, especially one with a ton of icing on top? I feel like I'm going to vomit if I have more than one piece, but they can stuff down the whole thing in their car? Bleh.

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[–] DemurexDulcet 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Right? I can only manage an entire piece if it’s very small or has no icing. A whole cake? I’d throw up half way through.

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[–] WVwildflower 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

True. I was thinking the same.

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[–] Lurkerontheroof 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Christ they're fucking gross. They're all in there yucking it up about how it's something e'rbody loves to do hurr-hurr! But of course when it comes to facing Dr. Fashamer, they're whining about how they only eat 800 hundred kcals a day & work out 3 hours daily. Substitute eating an entire cake for drinking an entire six-pack of beer and see how these same fat fuck gorge addicts start wagging fingers and begging the OP pig to "get help."

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[–] APM 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

That is the saddest fucking bucket list item Ive ever heard of in my life

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[–] GinForBreakfast 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

They eat in their cars because the steering wheel helps them hold the food as close to their fat faces as possible. The discomfort of sitting at a too-straight table, in a too-small chair, with the food unacceptably too many inches away just isn't worth it to these animals.

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