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[–] fuckthisshitimout 0 points 54 points (+54|-0) ago 

TIL that "salad" means carbs and sugar on top of a single piece of iceberg lettuce.

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[–] Caesarkid1 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

It calls that a salad. What the fuck. No wonder they're so goddamn fat!

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[–] JustFPH 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

And dairy. dont forget the 3 different kinds of dairy.

jesus what is it with these motherfuckers and loading up on the cowboobjuice

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[–] fuckthisshitimout 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Cheap, processed, cheese/ranch is pretty much milk with added sugars, salts (hella sodium) and carbs. A bit of protien from whats left of the milk/some additives

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[–] Jimbonez_Jonez 0 points 41 points (+41|-0) ago 

Iceberg lettuce

Perfect choice. Full of nutrients.

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[–] Plavonica 0 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago 

That's not a salad.

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[–] Deathstalker 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I make some strange creative salads but you are right because the green part is more like a garnish.

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[–] Fupachabra 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I legitimately had to think about what I was looking at before reading that it was a salad...

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[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Me too. Still not convinced it's a salad

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[–] intermittentfeasting 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

Always with the paper bowls and plates...

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[–] FuckingInsaneGoat 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Dishes are hard as fuck. It's like work! It cuts into my TV and internet blogging time.

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[–] Deathstalker 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Netflix & Beetus®

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[–] nerfthis 2 points 19 points (+21|-2) ago  (edited ago)

1/2 cup cottage cheese - 120cal

5 saltines - 60cal

Bolthouse yogurt ranch 2Tbsp - 45cal

Croutons ~10pieces - 40cal

Cheddar cheese stick - 60cal

Total = 325 cal

Not too bad, but you know she doubled down on the portions and that’s a 600cal+ “salad”.

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[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Yeah, there's no way that "salad" has only 2 Tbsp of dressing. That's closer to 1/2C at least, assuming it's drizzled over the whole pile and not just those blobs near the front. It's hard to tell with the pile of what looks like stuffing on top of it.

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[–] EarthquakesAreScary 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago  (edited ago)

It's really crazy how poor the average diet has become. You have a meal with almost anything that didn't come out of a box or bag and people consider it automatically healthy. Even when the 'fancy dirt foods' are buried under a mountain of crap.

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[–] SAHSkeleton 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I am a housewife so I cook everyday. Some days, I am lazier than others. No matter what I am cooking, people act like it's some herculean effort to plan and cook 5 meals a week. No, making stir fry isn't complicated. Or baked chicken and veggies. It's also not expensive.

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[–] culofiesta 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Iceberg lettuce, croutons, crackers and a cheese stick= garbage salad

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[–] wildSHITLORDappeared 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Just because you stuck the word "salad" in it doesn't make it healthy. Or really, a salad. Bread salad is not a salad.

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