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[–] Narow_Foe_Minsk 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago  (edited ago)

What that disgusting blob eats in a day:

Breakfast (7:00 - 11:00)

  • "4 or 5" donuts (so a whole dozen)
  • A 7-egg omelet with 1&1/2 cups of cheese, a whole package of ham (assume it means your average sliced deli meat package, so either 1/2 or 1 pound, likely the full pound), peppers & onions
  • ("4 or 5" again) potatoes worth of hash browns with peppers & onions
  • A whole package of bacon (1 lb. presumably)
  • Four corn dogs dipped (read: drenched) in nacho cheese
  • A whole bag of potato chips (says "full-sized", so assuming that means the massive family-sized ones, cause they're supposed to be more than one person can eat)
  • A "couple" strawberries (probably at least 1 cup)

Lunch (11:00 - 15:00)

  • 3 ham & cheese sandwiches with mayo, tomato, cucumber, avocado, croutons, bacon bits and ranch dressing (ranch dressing is like ambrosia for fats)
  • A whole large pepperoni pizza
  • Two "bowls" of ice cream (so two whole 1 pint containers likely) with caramel and whipped cream (probably poured/sprayed half of the bottles directly into it's gaping maw)
  • One "hand-sized" bag of peanut M&Ms (which for this behemoth means a family-sized bag)
  • Two bacon cheeseburgers
  • One box of macaroni & cheese (box or pallet?)
  • Three bananas
  • Six avocados worth of guacamole with a "full-sized" (again) bag of tortilla chips

Dinner (15:00 and on)

  • Ten fish tacos with rice & beans (probably 1 - 2 cups each)
  • A whole box of Honey Buns
  • A whole box of Hot Pocket Loaded Potatoes (what the fuck are those?)
  • A bag of sliced pepperoni (1 lb. again presumably)

Throughout the Day

  • A whole gallon of sweet tea
  • Six candy bars

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[–] clockworkgirl21 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Jesus one meal is more than I eat in a day.

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[–] Narow_Foe_Minsk 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Hell, the omelet alone is enough for me, and then some. I'd have to skip a meal the next day.

Item KCal
7 Eggs 660
1 lb. of Ham 950
1&1/2 cup of Cheese 630
Peppers & Onions 100
Total 2340

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[–] Titanbikes4ever 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

i binged one day and ate 2 regular size candy bars and felt really shitty

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[–] NoRagrets 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

But eating healthy is so expensive.

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[–] 12098957? ago 

Jesus fucking Christ on a family sized pack of crackers. I kept wondering when the end would be, but he just KEPT listing off shit!

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[–] fabulousalpaca ago 

Her breakfast alone is like 2-3 days worth of food for me, not counting vegetables.