Archived God forbid she should have to walk to TacoBell to load up her feedbag (notyourgoodfatty.com)
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Archived God forbid she should have to walk to TacoBell to load up her feedbag (notyourgoodfatty.com)
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[–] Namaha 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
As a fit guy who occasionally eats Taco Bell while drunk, this is actually kind of exciting news.
Of course, it's going to be abused by fatties who can't be arsed to move 30 feet to their car, but still
[–] LurkSubwalker 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago (edited ago)
What you don't understand is that they are so happy cause they cannot walk anymore.
[–] Fatty_McGoo 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
All what they're missing at this point is a couch that can dispose of their body waste..
[–] Mr-Snrub 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Well, if they have moms this is already taken care of.
[–] click_norris 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
If they don't have moms they could always switch to a chair instead of a couch.
[–] DoctorShitlord_MD 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
This is joke, right? What's this from?
[–] schuy31 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Our nation is in a grave state if taco bell starts to deliver. I can see it now, ham planets everywhere spewing out toxic nacho cheese laced methane
[–] Paoertrip 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
If we can harness that gas, maybe the waddlers can be used as an energy farm.
[–] prisonersandpriests 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Well, they certainly belong on some kind of farm.
[–] hypercat 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
There is a big uptic in companies that deliver from places that don't have a delivery service like doordash etc. too. So now you have more delivery options that just pizza and Chinese food. Now you can get Cheesecake factory, 5 guys burgers, Armadillo Willies, like 200+ places.
[–] schuy31 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Luckily that's really only relevant in large metropolitan cities
[–] 6174795 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Taco explosion is now catering to all the Dr Nowzarden patients who can't get out of bed. Great business model will do well in Texas. They should offer to accept house keys for regular fupaoramas so they can deliver straight to the inhale orifice.
[–] morbidly ago
maybe they can mash it up straight into their mouth and feed them.
[–] fattiesgonnaeat ago
Lazy ass cunt, so excited to have crap food delivered
[–] NihilOne ago
Whelp there goes the last shred of "exercise" in her short life.
[–] buffalo_bill_shitlrd ago
In a few years you'll be able to get Taco Bell smoothies so you don't have to waste precious time chewing your 'food'.