Archived First day at my new job, already made a fatty upset (fatpeoplehate)
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Archived First day at my new job, already made a fatty upset (fatpeoplehate)
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[–] DorothyMantooth ago (edited ago)
The fat PSW shouldn't be putting on airs about people wearing scrubs when they "aren't nurses," either, since she isn't one herself.
You don't need to try to one-up her; don't let her pull you into that bullshit (and besides, you win anyway just by virtue of being not a fat cunt like her) because it will only lower you to her level and potentially make you look bad. She's bound to get fired at some point soon-ish anyway if she has such a hard time even pretending to be nice to women more slim and attractive than herself.
It's not like the people you're caring for don't have families, right? Wait until she's a bitch to one of them. Let her jeopardize her job, not yours. Just be as nice to her as you possibly can, and I don't mean fakey-nice. I mean genuinely nice. Make a game of being as polite and friendly as possible, always pretending to think she means whatever she says in the nicest way you can imagine, always acting like you think her shitty attitude is down to a "misunderstanding" or trying to be helpful, always commiserating with her when she tries to insult and one-up you like you think she's trying to be your friend, etc. It makes you look great and makes her look even worse, and people do notice that shit. I've done it before, numerous times; it can be pretty fun, actually, and the best part is they get so frustrated when you won't take the bait or don't "get" their point.
Like, when she says the thing about her test taking five hours and she couldn't even finish it, you could say something like, "Wow, Bertha, that must have been so frustrating! I bet you felt great when you finally got it done though [or will feel great when you finally get it done, whichever is applicable]--did you [will you] do something fun to celebrate?" This gives her nothing to work with. She can't feel "superior" to you because you refuse to feel inferior and seem honestly, innocently pleased for her; she can't feel smug about you being bitchy or jealous because your reply wasn't remotely either of those things but was genuinely sweet and friendly; she can't think you're making some kind of dig at her because there's no way to see that comment that way.
I know this doesn't seem really fun/funny, but I swear to you it will pay off in the long run. It will drive her crazy. Watching her try to come up with ways to be a bitch to you will be hilarious, and her eventual implosion will be even more hilarious. I've done this before, more than once, and each time it ended up being so much fun.
Then come rant about her here, where it's safe. Don't ever do it at work. The better you are, the worse she gets and looks, and the more likely she is to start acting out and get fired. Remember, fats are like bratty children; they can never control themselves for long (if they could, they wouldn't be fat; if they were emotionally stable, they wouldn't be fat; if they were responsible, they wouldn't be fat). This bitch has already proven she's incapable of acting like a professional, so just sit back and wait!