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[–] DownwithFatty 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

38!? Fuck me, it looks like a grandmother.

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[–] LookWhoCameInLast [S] 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

yeah my guess was early 50s before looking it up

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[–] Deathstalker 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

This is why I still get carded at the same age.

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[–] SleepyCicada 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

My first thought. I’m 39 and look waaaayyy younger.

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[–] darthbrodin 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Look who forced the volunteers to wait around for 45 minutes longer than should be necessary!

"My fat doesn't affect anyone else" - except for the dozens of volunteers at every race that lose an hour of their lives to wait for Bertha to finish her stroll.

"Walkers welcome" has to stop being a thing at races.

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[–] Youfatfuck 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

"Hooray for me, I failed at the simple human task of running! Is Golden Corral still open?"

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[–] LookWhoCameInLast [S] 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago  (edited ago)

"I burned at least 5000 calories, I deserve this!"

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[–] Youfatfuck 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Maybe even 50,000. See? I'm sweating.

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[–] Twentyonepointthree 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I just went for a walk... a casual walk, just to get outside and listen to my podcasts, and I was 2 minutes per mile faster than that.

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[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I am six years older than that woman and look at least ten years younger.

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[–] backstory 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I'm her age and she easily looks old enough to be my mother. In fact my actual mother looks several years younger than her. Fat is so bad for you in every way.

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[–] jeffjeff 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I'd be too embarrassed to participate in a competitive sport which is nothing more than a short, slow stroll around town. 3MPH for gods sake. It looks fucking ridiculous and also, why does she have a pullover round her waist? Surely the 'running' should keep you warm.

I could do it faster on crutches with a broken ankle.

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[–] sidewaythighgap 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Walked an 8 (12.6k) mile trail last month in about the same time. Didn't feel like I deserved a metal or any acknowledgement.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I walk 10km every day faster than that and I wear jeans, headphones, and a backpack and I have to stop at traffic lights. Do I get a medal too?

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