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[–] pandorasfett 0 points 52 points 52 points (+52|-0) ago
Who the fuck reacts to being kicked out for being too fat with "what are my legal rights" instead of "holy fuck I am so large and disgusting that restaurants are afraid to let me near their buffet, I feel shame and want to change"?
Fats. That's who.
[–] meowilicious 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
For $10 fucking dollars, ham is concerned about its legal rights and the right to consume as much food as it thinks it 'deserves.' Hog is a joke.
[–] Wizardslayer 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
They really want that all you can eat buffet. Fattie knows it is going eat 6 meals worth there and take the entire hot plate of shrimp back to the table.
[–] PaperEngines 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Oh shit the roast is real . But for real the fact that they are willing to look at what everyone else did wrong except themselves says it all.
[–] ChineseCaptcha 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Also: this is not a game for the restaurant owner. They don't want to work long hours in the kitchen, just so at the end of the day they have less money than they started with.
Who would want to be the person who makes other people poorer simply because they are their customer? It would take total lack of self-respect. Coincidentally.