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[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 64 points 64 points (+64|-0) ago (edited ago)
Oh we got an honorable mention:
Feels good to be missed.
[–] getrippeddiemirin 0 points 32 points 32 points (+32|-0) ago
I like how on Plebbit we've been turned into some sort of terrifying, lurking boogeyman character of lore. We're just waiting for any chance we get to finally swoop in--blood-thirsty, claws out--to dramatically...... hurt their fee fees ;(
[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago (edited ago)
And yet they'd give anything to be one of us...
[–] 12028477? 1 point 13 points 14 points (+14|-1) ago
We are literally the Slendermen.
[–] Artie 0 points 30 points 30 points (+30|-0) ago
These attittudes will never go away. As long as there's people promoting "fat acceptance" there will always be people ready to shit on their parade.
[–] ButterBeater9000 0 points 22 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago
It's funny how it was a shithole with 500,000 subscribers. I don't think they liked being confronted with how ubiquitous the hate for fats is.
[–] ChairmanCongFuckPao 0 points 18 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago
At least some of those faggots realize that banning subs don't make ideas magically disappear
[–] pandorasfett 0 points 52 points 52 points (+52|-0) ago
Who the fuck reacts to being kicked out for being too fat with "what are my legal rights" instead of "holy fuck I am so large and disgusting that restaurants are afraid to let me near their buffet, I feel shame and want to change"?
Fats. That's who.
[–] meowilicious 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
For $10 fucking dollars, ham is concerned about its legal rights and the right to consume as much food as it thinks it 'deserves.' Hog is a joke.
[–] Wizardslayer 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
They really want that all you can eat buffet. Fattie knows it is going eat 6 meals worth there and take the entire hot plate of shrimp back to the table.
[–] PaperEngines 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Oh shit the roast is real . But for real the fact that they are willing to look at what everyone else did wrong except themselves says it all.
[–] ChineseCaptcha 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Also: this is not a game for the restaurant owner. They don't want to work long hours in the kitchen, just so at the end of the day they have less money than they started with.
Who would want to be the person who makes other people poorer simply because they are their customer? It would take total lack of self-respect. Coincidentally.
[–] Placetohide 0 points 27 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago
"All you can eat" is not a challenge. There's a local Chinese buffet that's actually pretty good. I've seen fats head to the buffet multiple times and come back with two plates piled high, all for them. If they didn't boot fats because of profit loss you'd think they'd at least do it for other diner's sensibilities.
[–] Scooter_Death 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago (edited ago)
There used to be a pretty good AYCE Japanese buffet not far from me. One night, I was dining with friends, and there was this fat fuck at a nearby table who’d hover around the hot food station, wait for the tempura to be refilled, and then pick out every single tempura shrimp, leaving nothing for anyone else. He did that five or six times while we were there. A lot of the other diners started to complain about this. Didn’t faze the fat bastard at all. What a wretched existence.
[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
What an asshole. Enjoy your heart attack.
[–] Wizardslayer 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Last time I ever went to an all you can eat buffet was because it was at a casino and I got comped 2 tickets. Me and the girlfriend decided to do it to save money on breakfast. We both go to load up our plates and we came back with like 2 pancakes each and some sides. Didn't get seconds because we were both content.
Meanwhile there were fats there trying to get their 40 bucks worth(the actual price) and were bringing back 3 or 4 plates at a time. Fats are good at balancing and juggling when they're plates loaded down with food.
[–] hypercat ago
We have all you can eat Mongolian. My typical is one bowl with very few noodles, meat, and veggies, with vinegar, ginger, and hot sauce. I have 2 egg rolls and iced tea. I feel so full I can only eat that. I think it's a good deal for 15 dollars. Fresh meats and veggies.
[–] Uberbob79 0 points 23 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago
I'd don't see the allure of a buffet
The food sits out on a warming tray under warming lights
All kinds of people handle the utensils to dish out foods
Women and children tend to be short and can be below the sneeze guards
[–] AlanTuringsGhost 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Yup, buffets are gross. Especially the utensils are filthy and usually the handle part falls into the food. Food poisoning here we come!
[–] EvilSeagull 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I've never gotten sick from a buffet.
[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
So much this. I got dragged to a buffet last weekend for my niece's birthday and ended up horribly ill. Never again.
[–] o0shad0o 0 points 16 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago (edited ago)
Hah. Post got locked.
[–] Notamerican 0 points 16 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago
If being kicked out of a buffet for being too fat is not a wake up call I don't know what is
[–] Thissandwich 0 points 16 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago
Coworker told me of a fat being told, "It all you can eat, not eat all day!" at a Chinese buffet.
[–] Artie 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
Fat people are so odd in this regard. Like be a normal person, go eat for an hour, maybe an hour and a half if you're with people and talking a bunch but then you should leave. Fat people will just sit there waiting to take their plate up and grab their seventh portion of fried rice. GO HOME ALREADY
[–] ayra_now11 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
They said "I'm overweight". I think I'm getting pretty well versed in fat people dialect, so that probably means "I weight at least 200 pounds more than I should".