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[–] SUPA_FUPA 0 points 31 points (+31|-0) ago 

Guess Their Gender: Nightmare Mode

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[–] GoatEmperorTrump 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

Guess Their Lifespan: Limited

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[–] RageAgainstTheAmish 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Guess the Disney Princess: Ursula

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[–] YamaMaya 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Punchable faces xtreme edition.

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[–] SUPA_FUPA 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Calling One Punch Man for this.

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[–] forgot_p4ssword 0 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago 

"Tell me something I've never ever heard before"

"I find your attractive" / "i love you" etc.

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[–] nerfthis 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

Won’t ever hear “Happy 60th Birthday!”

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[–] Peanut_Butter 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

It'll be lucky to reach half that.

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[–] SloptimusPrime 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

I can tell you what she's never seen before: her toes

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[–] tetrisSSRI 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

This looks like a face swap with a Garbage bag full of cream cheese

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

We can never hate it as much as it hates itself, and we could never do as much damage as Lord Beetus will before too long.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Right? Fuck us for arguing that people should take care of themselves and aim to live a long, healthy, happy life. Obviously the good guys are the ones enabling slow, painful suicide.

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[–] AlanTuringsGhost 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

It's blood is literally made of sugary shards of glass.

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[–] EvilSeagull 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Is it my imagination or are those little spider veins all over its chest?

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[–] YamaMaya 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Diabetes aint no joke. Ok maybe T2 cuz it only happens to lardasses.

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[–] Ham_Taro 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

You know children starve to death while you eat yourself to obesity, right? Children, you gluttonous pig.

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[–] GreffeduFoie 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

What infuriates me is these hams are ruining their organs. There are so many people waiting for a life saving transplant that they need due to genetic disease, sudden illness or cancer, and these hams are willfully destroying their bodies and even more, demanding praise for it! Even if they decide to not be a selfish pig for once and donate their organs, they're largely (teehee) non viable because they've been trashed. Kidneys and pancreas are shot, livers are fatty, hearts enlarged, lungs damaged, even their eyes are shot from beetus. Literally nothing is salvageable. With 2/3 of the population being overweight or obese, shit people on the waiting list are getting even shittier odds of getting an organ in time.

We need lab grown organs because there aren't enough donors and a good chunk (again, teehee) of donated organs arent viable anyways.

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[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Jesus, who are these people? Not only is it physically gross (what is wrong with that vast expanse of mottled skin below its chins there?), but it's pretentious as hell and apparently thinks it's somehow threatening to imitate a corpse.

No, Gorda, I'm not "in your world." I can click away at any time and go on with my life. Your threats are as empty as the place in your brain where the rest of us store willpower and self-respect.

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[–] ThirteenthZodiac 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

This looks like some kind of nightmarish talking potato...

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[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Tell her something she hasn't heard?

You smell, uhhhh, nice?

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