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[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Yep, I read that! Hilarious, especially after seeing the bullshit glowy "HAES y'all" image of her lumpen silhouette near the sign.

I'm not a big exerciser (I do a lot of housework and walk some, but I'd really like to find a good gym and tone up), but I laughed so hard at the "in under a day." Like, you actually think it's an accomplishment that this semi-sentient pile of hair and lard took twelve hours to walk a mile and a half? When my daughters were babies they could have crawled that distance in less time even with regular stops for food, naps, and diaper changes. You should not be proud that you, a grown human, are slower than an infant. A cockroach could do that distance in less time.

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[–] APM 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Seriously. I do a lot of running, but I hate fat people and I find their running disrespectful to the sport. Ive never entered any races, because it seems like it would be a ton of fat people waddling, and I honestly get pissed off and disgusted by their presence.