Out riding my bike in the cold today, wearing some brightly colored Defeet shoe covers. As I went through an intersection near the end of my ride, I noticed a fat girl in the passenger seat of a car, pointing & staring at my feet, laughing and jiggling, as her fat driver friend tried to stretch over enough to get a look.
Defeet covers look like giant socks, which I guess they kinda are, but they block wind from getting inside the vents on your shoes, thus keeping your feet warm, but not hot enough to sweat. I know they think I'd just pulled big socks over my shoes, and that's what they were teehee'ing about. Now that I'm home, the covers are off, but those two are still fat, so now I'm the one laughing.