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[–] Neinlife 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

he didnt want to but he got pulled into her orbit and skipped too many leg days to reach escape velocity

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[–] CthulhuDelay 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Low standards come in all shapes and sizes.

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[–] Siacca 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Now that she's married, she can let herself go. Her pigfucker husband will be crushed flat within a month.

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[–] spherical_cube 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

My 600lb Life, here they come.

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[–] GuntPunt 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

"My 600lb wife"

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[–] veganesthie 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

This shit always makes me mad. I’m a fucking catch and no one has ever proposed to me. Then again my standards are pretty high and I would never date a pig fucker.

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[–] ButterBeater9000 3 points 6 points (+9|-3) ago 

No one likes vegans.

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[–] BoraxTheFungarian 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Will you marry me? I know, I know... We hardly know each other, but I have a really good feeling about this.

(and you're going to have to stalk me if the answer is yes. I never check my mail here. It's being going on for so long now, it's tradition.)

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

AWW SO CUTE XD

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[–] veganesthie 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Haha awww what a sweet stranger

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[–] Youfatfuck 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

That's a lotta pigs in one barn.

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[–] Ham_Taro 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

He's gay and something is keeping him in the closet. Family, religion, self-shame, whatever. The pig knows, but she doesn't care. She thinks she can change him.

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[–] Lurkerontheroof 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

THIS.

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[–] BrawBrichtNicht 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

What's with its stupid face, is it trying to look cute?

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[–] Neinlife 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

it is begging for an apple

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[–] shrinkydinks 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Apple pie more like.

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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Out of loving and celebrating my love for my husband I have developed a love for myself too.

What a load of narcissistic pig crap. They always have awful personalities to match their awful bodies.

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