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[–] dt1 0 points 34 points (+34|-0) ago 

So whaling is considered a sport now?

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[–] c-fox 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Competitive eating?

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[–] skittlesforhair 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Sumo wrestling.

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[–] GoldShekelSteinBerg 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

We should push it back into the water, it's the human thing to do.

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[–] Colonel_Questionmark 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Came here to say the same thing!

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[–] damnbiker 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Samesies.

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[–] financialpanther3 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

I want so badly for this to be a joke...because who the hell wants to look at that doughy waste of skin?..but something tells me it’s horrifically real.

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[–] N0F4TCH1X [S] 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Its real, ive looked at her twatter feed and its all praises and congrats, even some girls are using this as inspiration to become a model... lol

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[–] Sosacms 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Maybe they were tired of the swimsuits not getting enough attention?

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[–] N0F4TCH1X [S] 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

When did eating ice cream become a sport ?

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[–] GodOfTheGaps 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Shit, even most competitor eaters are small. That Asian guy with the hotdog record was a shitlord last time I saw him. Because you know, it takes discipline, that thing buttergolems lack

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[–] Mikel777 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Is that a walrus?

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[–] Samsquamch 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

You can calm a walrus down by offering it food, so maybe

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[–] feral-toes 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

No, a walrus has fangs and a waist

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Don't you just love participation trophy culture? Everyone gets a medal, especially the people who don't deserve one. Effort and merit mean nothing anymore. No we decide who gets what using Oppression Points.

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[–] Captain_Butt_Naked 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

This is what happens when you have a sedentary life and consider eating exercise. I feel bad for my ancestors that had walk out of the forest into the savanna and slowly evolve into homo sapiens sapiens, fight war with the predators and survive through being lean mean machine. This is not what they died for.

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[–] Colonel_Questionmark 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

At least your ancestors never had to know what a fat woman looks like naked.

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[–] Fattynextdoor 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Or a man for that matter...

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[–] ArcherSaurusRex 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Quick! Someone call Greenpeace! There's a whale on the beach!

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[–] Titus-of-Voat 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Magazines are already dying, are they trying to expedite their demise?

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