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[–] darthbrodin 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
My brother in law is a whale and he's turning his daughters and now my sister into little tubsters. My 7 year old niece wanted a fitbit for Christmas. She got one, and has never been fatter. Ditto my sister, who bought herself one. Why? Because fatlogic, of course. They slap a fitbit on their wrists and now believe that they are healthy and can eat whatever they want because they have a magic bracelet now. Remember those stupid magnetic copper (wtf?) healing bracelets that stupid people still buy? Fitbit is that, for fat people.