Archived Pigfucker laments being married to a selfish, lazy pig. (archive.is)
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Archived Pigfucker laments being married to a selfish, lazy pig. (archive.is)
submitted ago by Princess_Shitlady
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[–] rompele 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
Ugh, the comments make me sick, I hate Reddit so much. They're all stupid fat fucking idiots, so what did I expect really.
It's funny how she blew up only after they made all that money and increased their welath, ensuring that if he wanted to divorce her, he would have to pay her a shit ton of money for the rest of her life.
[–] fattiesgonnaeat 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago (edited ago)
I love how all the comments are blaming him, certainly not the selfish, lazy pig. Blaming depression or thyroid, no it's just a big fat piece of shit.
[–] Lurkerontheroof 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Yeah, can smell the mad heifer stench from here.
[–] ShitArchon ago
Reddit comments certainly explain why the Kentucky Reddit meetup is full of hams:
How dare OP have rational self-interest! How horrible!
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
So he mentions that he has tried to address the matter tactfully for 4 years and that he has made many compromises for her and this is ignored completely. Redditors' eyes just glaze over as soon as someone mentions fat and he becomes literally the devil. I wonder how this would go if he turned 40 and suddenly gained weight, started spending all that money on frivolous things, and ignored all her concerns? Marriage is a two-way street.
[–] BoraxTheFungarian 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I would simply record one of the conversations where she tells him to 'go for it' with another woman, copy that thing a bunch and store it for the future divorce. Guy sounds like he has it going for him, probably because he's too decent to cheat, but it sounds like he deserves better than a fat giver-upper.
[–] ShitArchon ago
Pretty much. The Reddit commenters only think he's an evil scumbag because they have a warped view of reality.
[–] purringdito 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Whew literally two people already said it before me. Reminds me of why I hate reddit. Blah blah blah it must be every other reason she has no control over and just a victim of. I love how that one commenter conveniently self inserted those other women would only go for him if he asks them out. No honey, they already show interest in him.
[–] stefwithanF 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
What I don't understand is why all the commenters expect him to remain miserable. Like, it's worse to say you're unattracted & turned off by Miss Piggy than it is to stay in a miserable partnership for the next 30 years?
I just don't understand women who don't try to stay sexy for their husbands. If you love someone, you do things & make sacrifices to make them happy. Sounds like ol' dude did, & all he asks is she put down the fork.
I don't want to have sex with a miserable, boring fat fuck, so why would I force my spouse to?
[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
You made your bed...
[–] Hammorous 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
But she was fit when he made the bed. Now the wife, lawyers, and government are likely gonna screw this guy hard all because his partner didn't hold up her end of the deal and he still wants intimacy with a human.
[–] Phillyshitlord ago
Fair point. Usually there are tells for someone waiting to give up..
[–] Fitizen0 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Why do people act like 40 is old? I'm 27 and in good shape so is my girlfriend. When we're 40 we'll still be sexy kids and all. I hate it when fats use age as an excuse.
[–] CosmoMcKinley ago
If only there were ways that a guy with all that money could have sex with attractive women... Nope. Can't think of any. Sorry bub.