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[–] Siacca 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

You want to be traumatized? Go to a Chinese buffet. You'll see nothing but plate after plate of food going past, stacked up almost a half a foot deep. They don't even separate the food on the plate, just heap it into one huge slop pile like you'd expect to see in a pig trough. One fatty will eat enough to feed a normal person for a week or more.

Pizza buffets are worse. I saw one huge bitch going back again and again to the pizzas, pile her plate as high as it would go before toppling over and then go back to her table. She wasn't even eating the crusts! And I don't mean the part around the edge that no one eats at a buffet, I mean at all. She was picking off the cheese and toppings and leaving everything else sitting in a huge stack on the table to go to waste. Luckily the manager finally kicked her out. That was gross. (God, it's been years since that happened. Damn you for making me remember!) How in the fuck does someone just sit there and eat a pile of molten cheese and pepperoni?

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[–] sore_ass_losers 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

No crusts? She must have been on a diet.

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[–] CosmoMcKinley 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

stacked up almost a half a foot deep.

It's astounding the skill they display at this. I call it Buffet Tetris. We've seen plates stacked 8 inches high or better.

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[–] thedrunkenweasel 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

This reminds me of the classic clip of Howard Stern reading a letter detailing someone's experience at a Pizza Hut buffet.

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[–] Artie 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Haha I posted this a while back. Super classic.

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[–] WVwildflower 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Atkins! Seriously, I've read where they are told to do this. It's mind boggling.

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[–] LordoftheBeetus 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Honestly, I have never seen anyone put away more food than I have in a single sitting. But I had just run a half-marathon and had been training for months. I don't think fats can fill their stomachs as much as thin people because all the fat gets in the way.

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[–] Galliantgoose [S] 1 points 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

Actually I was watching My 600 lb life Stephen Assanti episode with little "fun facts" and it said he could eat up to 3000 calories in a sitting. Fucking insane.

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[–] Peanut_Butter 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Three thousand calories is nothing to a professional eater, fat people aren't even good at eating despite it being the most important thing in their miserable lives. My shitlord friend is 6'0 and ~155lbs and he can eat more than that in one sitting easily if he tried.

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[–] CosmoMcKinley 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Not that remarkable when you note that he considers a whole large pizza a meal, washed down with generous quantities of beetus juice. A large pie and a 2 liter of the beetus is well over 3,000 calories.

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[–] Goat-fister 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I do that on a regular basis. But then, I have a job as a ski instructor. After 5-6 hours on snow, wrangling kids, skating up hill to help them when they fall, I'm absolutely ravenous.

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[–] Jakace 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Ah. The man that lives in a van down by the river.

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[–] Naught405 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago  (edited ago)

BK ran a special for whopper burgers (for those who don't know BK serves these giant dinner plate sized single double and triple patty fast food burgers. They are disgusting cause there is so much meat you can actually taste how shit the quality is.) At 2 whopper burgers for $6 (that is ~1200-3800 calories without fries and drink). I saw a wheezing death fat (in grease stained overalls and distended T shirt) order 4 fucking whoppers to eat while they sat in that burger king (I was playing mtg at the card store nearby and witnessed this.) They must have been watching their figure though because they only got 2 large drinks and fries.

I'm pretty sure this the most I've seen a human eat at a single sitting by about double.

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[–] Autumn94 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Why would you get two large drinks when they have free refills? When it's that hard to walk to the soda fountain, it's time to cut the BK out of your diet.

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[–] ATROSINE 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I was playing mtg

You poor soul, you've probably seen (and smelled) enough obesity to crush all the lands in your deck.

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[–] CosmoMcKinley 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I try not to pay attention to them because it often ruins my meal, but unfortunately I have a bad habit of noticing everything. There's no way of counting how many times we've sat down to eat with fats nearby who were obviously already there for a while and showed no sign of being done when we left. This is especially true of buffets, of course.

Then, oddly, on the other side of the tubby coin, there are the fats who blow into the buffet, snarf down one (bigass) plate and blow back out before we've even managed a good start on our food. We pretty much assume that they're rushing off to the next stop on a chub crawl. Gotta watch that clock if you're going to hit Taco Bell on the way to DQ for dessert y'know. So many calories, so little time, alas...

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[–] MoltenFat 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Relatives of mine have a restaurant, and they had a regular customer who was deathfat, was somewhat of a minor local celebrity (known as something like "Big Phil" among the townsfolk) and he had always ordered a giant plate of meats and french fries that was a tick larger than our usual plates for 4 persons. Eventually they put the plate on the menu under a name like "Big Phil's favorite" and offered anyone a free bottle of quality booze if he managed to eat the whole plate on his own in one sitting, under supervision of course. I only remember 3 people succeeding, but many, many more failing. Now keep in mind that Big Phil regularly finished his plate. He eventually died at - considering his fatness - a ripe age of 52. But his name lives on as the biggest meal you can order in that restaurant.

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[–] smelly_farts 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

But NOT being a fat fuck is what is expensive?

Edit: eating out is expensive as fuck, but less so when that sampler app platter feeds 3.

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[–] AlanTuringsGhost 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Keep feeding them more, Lord Beetus will take them sooner. Did they tip decently? I bet not, fats are notoriously horrible tippers.

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[–] Maybe-drunk 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I work there too. Way too many stories, it's just fucking commonplace.

Our nachos are awesome, my and my guy split the half order for dinner. -_-

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[–] Galliantgoose [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I knew someone would know where I worked eventually ;) but for real the banana cream pancakes are HUGE. I can't even finish them on their own

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[–] Maybe-drunk 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I seriously cannot believe people eat things like that for breakfast, or at all really.

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