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[–] Carsandsarcasm 1 points 25 points (+26|-1) ago 

We used to say things like this as exaggeration. "Look at this fat fuck. It probably eats straight mayonnaise." But they literally do that. How do you even exaggerate with fats? I seriously doubt I could think of anything they don't actually do.

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[–] Phillyshitlord 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

"Look at this fat fuck. It probably sucks mayonnaise out of a swimming pool"?

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[–] beeetus 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Uuggh I'm raging and feeling extremely nauseous after seeing that pic. Fuck fats

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[–] Mein_Tarnaccount 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Whyyyyyyyyyyyy? I understand binging on chocolate or cake, at least that shit tastes good, but mayonaise? Does he drink a gallon of lard to wash it down? Wtf?
Edit: According to another comment here, it's from a joke video and he's eating pudding. Don't know if it's true, but I want to believe.

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[–] Greenzero86 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Man cave? It's really a mayonnaise enclave.

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[–] 3891776389 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Smokers have to pay 10x more for their health insurance and they're banned from getting lung transplants, basically smokers are committing to killing themselves and penciling in a meeting with God early.

Meanwhile this morbidly obese fat is eating jars of mayo while crying about the possibility that he may die. What a coward. What right does this suicidal fuck have to free health care?

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[–] GreffeduFoie 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Liver transplants aren't allowed to people who won't stop drinking.

Yet hams are lobbying to remove the BMI restriction for when they get NASH (fatty liver) good thing UNOS is standing firm and not letting anyone with an above normal BMI receive one.

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[–] Neon_Scrotum 2 points 8 points (+10|-2) ago 

A single bullet through this worthless asshole's head would be a LOT cheaper than health insurance. Then again, a flamethrower would do the trick too, plus the cremation would be thrown in for free. Win-win.

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[–] Hall_of_Cost 2 points 15 points (+17|-2) ago  (edited ago)

Just be careful where you do it, the grease fires these things set are incredibly dangerous and hard to control. Crematoriums are made with great fireproofing care due to the inherent fire-hazard of burning bodies. It's also happened in Cincinatti, probably other times as well.

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[–] NothingExtra 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago  (edited ago)

You are getting downvoted for merely stating a fact. Fat bodies are a cause for concern because fires have been caused by cremating them, and many crematoria are building bigger ovens for the very obese because they don't fit in regular ones.

There are many articles about it, random example: http://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article147078929.html

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[–] RemyLeBeaux 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

It's actually sugar free pudding. Not that it makes it any better.

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[–] Siena 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Jar says "Real Mayonnaise" ?

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[–] RemyLeBeaux 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

He made this video for views, like any YouTuber. He filled the jar with sugar free vanilla pudding. It's not a secret, the whole thing was a joke.

Not that I don't think he wouldn't eat a jar of mayo.

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[–] damnbiker 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Glossing over the lack of shirt, and the fact that he's eating mayo straight outta the jar, with a spoon...the most disturbing part is that he decided that this endeavor would take so long, that he needed to take it somewhere else. Somewhere he could get comfortable

He committed to mowing down enough mayo, that the time it would take to eat enough of it justified walking from the fridge back to his computer chair/spankin it station

He knew he would be eating straight mayonnaise long enough that it warranted a return trip to the kitchen. I mean, we can only hope that he'd return what's left to the kitchen. Maybe I'm being optimistic that there'd be some left after he finished.

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[–] Kill-Commies 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

Has to get his fill of soybean oil.

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[–] RemyLeBeaux 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Who the heck buys mayo? Egg + oil of choice + herbs + immersion blender = amazing healthy mayo in seconds

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