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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago  (edited ago)

OP you sound like you're in a Canadian food court. Which is one of the 7 circles of hell.

Edit: Well I'm a total dumbass I didn't even read the damn title.

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[–] MorbidObesityTracker [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Edmonton...lol.

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[–] Notamerican 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

You perfectly described my every lunch working in West Ed..... People are gross. Edo is my go to as well. I usually get the teriyaki chicken kids meal. Enough food for lunch for a 25 year old male.. maybe add a banana or something else and it's dirt cheap. I often see people before and after me get like $20 meals there while mine is $5... How people can afford to pay that much to eat out I will never know.

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[–] fatsruineverything 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I actually think food courts are a fantastic idea...

You have been found guilty of being a disgustingly fat bastard. I hereby sentence you to no fewer than 90 days locked in a cell with lettuce and water. Upon your release you will complete an additional 1 year of probation with random blood sugar tests and a mandatory hunger management course. Your driver's license is also suspended so you have to walk everywhere.

Take the fat bastard away.

Bangs gavel (which is a spatula in food court)

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[–] CosmoMcKinley 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

a McDonald's bbq sauce (no clue where he got that

His Fatman utility belt of course. Can't get stuck without the right selection of condiments to grease that quality food down your fat-choked neck. Did he have the one with the holster for a bottle of ranch dressing?

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

With the circumference one of those belts must have, he could just about carry every condiment and spice ever made.

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[–] CosmoMcKinley 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

And that's just on one side of the belt. The other side could have room to attach various bags of chips and cookies for the on-the-go fat. Wouldn't want to get halfway to the mailbox and go into starvation mode!

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[–] Youfatfuck 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I eat inside my house, 99%. I really just can't stand being around fats, esPECIALly when it's their chow time.

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[–] MorbidObesityTracker [S] 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Every waking hour feels like chow time. I cant fathom having that little control.

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[–] wmeth 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Ohhhh I love A&W, and getting the root beer from the tap with the frozen mug <3

Absolutely. I rarely sit to eat. Anywhere. Most of my cooking is at home, but still. So many fats, so obnoxious and annoying, and loud, and smelly. Seriously it'll ruin anyone's appetite. Have you seen the "double fisting" breed of fats? I've seen them come into a restaurant WITH A BAG OF BEETUS FROM ANOTHER RESTAURANT, and then sit down and eat both.

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I totally had some A&W on sunday, the onion rings are awesome.

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[–] nobslob 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

The ones in Canada are still good, unfortunately the remaining ones in the US are a different company and complete garbage.

I rarely eat fast food, but A&W is a soft spot from my youth. Unfortunately I don't make it up to Canadia very often.

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[–] KrystalMeth 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The onion rings are really the best item they have on the menu.

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[–] MorbidObesityTracker [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Yes, ive seen it too often. The McDonald's/Arby's combo or the pizza box with a bag of chips from 7/11 on top. It is revolting.

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[–] Titanbikes4ever 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

it's so gross when people lick their fingers! I went on a date with a really skinny guy that did it and when i looked at him with a disgusted look on my face, he tried to justify it as "I really like to savor my food" um, no, gross

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[–] meowmix56 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

A&W is an interesting. The US version is greasy and disgusting, having been in continual decline for decades. You compare it to burger king but the actual food would make burger king blush. Their stand alone stores are often paired with troph sized fried food dispenser long john silvers, so fat fucks can order two kinds of combos and wash it all down with a half gallon of diet pepsi.

But in canada A&W is good. They serve real food. Healthy people eat there. Because it was spun off as an independent company in the 1970s and they've maintained the original quality food. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A%26W_(Canada)

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[–] damnbiker 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I don't know; I stopped at one last November, just outside of Ottawa, and it was a greasy, nasty mess.

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[–] ElectricPurple 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Gross, I always ask for sauce on the side, because if I don't, what I ordered will end up being so many more cals and my eating disordered self does not like that.