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[–] thin_privilege 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
It's just that, apart from looking better next to a fat, we have nothing in common. Long walks? Climbing? Impossible. Going out for dinner? Yeah, that's a no too. I love good food while fats stuff their faces with everything in sight. Shopping? Please, fats don't fit anything and if they do it's at a 'plus size' store.
Even trying to catch a train is rage inducing when you're with a fat. Seriously, I'd be suspicious if you do have a fat friend.
[–] JustFPH 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
This. What does this bitch not understand about that??
Sorry your only lardass idea of hanging out is moving from couch to foodplace and back again.
I can count the number of times I've gotten an obese acquaintance to go hiking with me on zero hands. That's why we're not friends. We cant hang out, you're too limited.
[–] ReconquerCurvy 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Your friends are a reflection of who you are. Successful people surround themselves with people who drive them to continue to better themselves.
Fat "friends" is just a pity party. Avoid at all costs.
[–] DrWest 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
P.S. Here is the poster. https://imgoat.com/uploads/3ec517d68b/80723.jpg
[–] itsmeyoursister 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
"Size 28 and disabled babe" Jesus fuck, my 80 y/0 shitlord marine of a grandpa had a stroke and got back on his feet fully within a year and didn't complain once. Fuck that shit.
[–] DrWest 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
And also legally blind. I don't believe this, I used to work with blind folks and none of them could use instagram, even those with some remaining sight, because instagram is definitely not a blind friendly app
[–] gonzo26587 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I studied communication and writing. One of the things we were taught when writing about people with disabilities was that you shouldn't define them by their disability because that's rude. e.g. "Steven, who is a quadriplegic, has..." not "As a quadriplegic, Steven has..."
So WHY do insta fatties always define themselves by their self induced illnesses? Might it be that they want to make themselves interesting because their lives are so empty and only spent eating crap?
[–] GoySoy 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
plucks out eyeballs with fondue utensils cauterizes with lyme
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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
My fatass stepmom MADE be apply for a handicap placard just so she could use it. I got one and it pretty much just sits in my drawer.
[–] veganesthie 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
I used to have friends that were fat but we have lost touch. They became total wastes of space who drink heavily and party still at 30 something and get more and more unhealthy by the day. I don’t have time to deal with that, I actually worked hard and became successful I’m not going to still be friends with fats from my past who never grew up.
[–] frostrune 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I think it's funny because one of my best friends during my teenage years was a fat fuck, and years later after stumbling upon fph realized all the fat stereotypes applied to her. SHE REEKED. She was one of those fatties who thinks she's hot shit. Very judgmental about other people's appearance despite not being in any position to talk and would never be able to take what she dished out. Was a ''dancer'', yes, another hamplanet thinking her waddling was amazing. She was also a compulsive liar, and always faked being sick or injured to avoid physical activity. She was OW MUH KNEE before my 600lb life introduced me to OW MUH LEGS. She'd go to those private medical clinics to get a doctor's note about her knee so she could avoid doing the mandatory 2.5k and 5k. She was one of those cringy ''I'm not like other girls, because girls are catty, men are so much better!!'' little did she know 1)she was the cattiest person I've ever encountered, 2) all those ''male friends'' she made in the cadets were only orbiting her to get a shot at getting with her thin, attractive friends. :)
[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I had a friend who gained a bunch of weight and I've since lost touch with. We honestly have nothing in common anymore. She's 31, single, and still lives at home with her parents. She's in so much debt from stupid shit like buying designer purses and shoes that she can't even afford first and last on an apartment. She's lazy, spends all her extra money on fast food and take-out, and is getting kidney and eye complications from her diabetes (T1). She makes excuse after excuse as to why she can't make it to the gym and why she's not able to cook/eat at home. She says she's single because she "isn't attracted to fat guys" but all the non-fat guys she meets online have serious psychological problems, treat her like a cum dumpster, and never call back. She thinks she "deserves" a hot, fit guy, despite looking like a sack of potatoes. She claims to be only 10 pounds heavier than me and is maybe an inch or two shorter... I'd say she's at least 30 pounds heavier than she claims.
I've known her since high school and it seems like she hasn't grown up since then. Hasn't changed one bit. She doesn't seem to understand that sometimes in life you have to sacrifice what you want in the short term to get what you need in the longrun. She's immature and self-centered, so we don't talk much anymore.
Oh, and she recently dyed her hair blue.
[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Typical fat.
[–] NotPolice 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
She doesn't trust people without fat friends, I don't trust anyone to be near me if they could slip, fall, and crush me. C'est La Vie