Archived New kids show on ABC has the fattest goalie I have ever seen on a soccer team :( (abc.net.au)
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Archived New kids show on ABC has the fattest goalie I have ever seen on a soccer team :( (abc.net.au)
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[–] Siena 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
Well the bigger they are, the more effective the goalie right? Nothing can get past the wall of flesh. She can sit there deepthroating Subways while the other children actually move and do the work.
[–] Colonel_Questionmark 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Soccer goals are very wide. Fat goalies are beyond useless.
[–] Siena 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
It was a joke. I know we don't have 7 meter wide blobs (yet).