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[–] Siena 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Well the bigger they are, the more effective the goalie right? Nothing can get past the wall of flesh. She can sit there deepthroating Subways while the other children actually move and do the work.

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[–] Colonel_Questionmark 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Soccer goals are very wide. Fat goalies are beyond useless.

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[–] Siena 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

It was a joke. I know we don't have 7 meter wide blobs (yet).