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[–] Siacca 1 points 18 points (+19|-1) ago 

Just when I think I've heard every kind of lowlife fat story in the world, I come across something like this. It's just a pity you couldn't get a picture of her for the site. But cameras really would be rude to have out at a funeral.

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[–] DopeandDiamonds [S] 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

I know! I so wanted to get a picture but it would have been very rude and people were all around me in the line.

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[–] Creggieb 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Sounds like a case of projection to me. If she claims that you were there to pick up guys, the idea originated in her head. The style of dress deacribed sounds like someone fishing for a fetishizer.

I would expect a tumbler post from her reeing about how her strategy doesnt produce quality men, so men must be wrong. And/or something about the patriarchy.

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[–] DopeandDiamonds [S] 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

You are exactly right. This was projecting.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

"How can I make a funeral about me?" pretty well sums-up fats. The motive alone is pretty gross, but when you consider that it consciously planned to do this at a wake, it makes it so much worse. This whole story is amazingly stereotypical. I went through thinking "Of course it wore leggings ... of course its whole life is Facebook ... of course it took a day off work to eat." They get over a certain weight and fats become like a hive mind.

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[–] DopeandDiamonds [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The hive mind is rancid.

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[–] Thereturnstudent 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

I'm now ruined by the thought of yoga pants being sold at THAT size and worn to a wake. What a literal piece of shit. Wow.

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[–] DopeandDiamonds [S] 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

That's the thing. There were other people who were there wearing more casual clothing. A few in yoga type pants with nice sneakers and winter coats that didn't look slobby but were not fat. A couple nurses in scrubs on their way back from work but that is ok. Just showing up and supporting the family is what is important.

The fucking fact that she put that outfit together and thought it was ok for a wake is disgusting. I wouldn't even wear leggings with cut outs if I am not at the gym or home. I don't even want to guess what size they were but that size should be banned.

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[–] Thereturnstudent 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

She thought she looked great. The delusion never ends.

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

You know... fats are so full of themselves it would not surprise me if they TRULY believed their own shit or contorted it somehow in their brains that that's what happened. I hate them so much. Good story though, sorry about your loss but the fat totally fucked up and seems to have pushed a lot more people away.

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[–] DopeandDiamonds [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Thank you. He was a wonderful man and is terribly missed.

I don't doubt for a second she actually believes what she posted.

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[–] SquatsMcAlister 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Wow, so she's a crazy liar on top of being obese and selfish? Good thing you cut her out of your life. Sorry you had to deal with that at a wake of all places :(

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[–] Jizzmaster3000 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

You should totally wear leggings for her wake.

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[–] DopeandDiamonds [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I have too much self respect to do that. At her weight it should be any day now.

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[–] sandygnoll 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

This is such a satisfying read, thank you.

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[–] DopeandDiamonds [S] 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Honestly I have been in shock and questioning if this really happened. I have been asking myself "is this real life" since it happened. Sadly it is.

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[–] GreffeduFoie 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I swear only a ham would go to a freaking wake and try to make it about themselves. I once wore a skirt to a wake that was barely above the knee and felt skanky. Can't imagine leggings with slits ffs. I can understand leggings under a nice dress or something in the winter but just leggings and a freaking crop top? In your 40s too!?

Seems like hammy has made it her mission in life to shit on you, and it makes her even more mad that you don't give a shit. Luckily she just proved what a worthless liar she is and ostracized herself. Bitch got what she deserved.

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[–] DopeandDiamonds [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Slow it down lady!!! I am not forty yet. I will be gracefully sliding into forty in a few years.

That is exactly the problem. I genuinely don't give a shit what other people think of me with only a few exceptions. I would never want someone thinking poorly of me if they were my gram or someone like that. Everyone else can go suck an egg.

This girl has been jealous of me since I met her at 10 years old. I have always let her make a fool of herself with her actions toward me and it makes her boiling mad. It is entertaining to me.

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[–] GreffeduFoie 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Oh my God that's great. Nothing like watching a moron attention whore with a petty grudge.

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[–] Bulbee 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Haha, shes been a failure since the beginning of her life and i think she knows it.

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