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[–] thin_privilege 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
It said to the wife/husband this year it will be healthy and go to the gym. It wants to delude everyone, including itself, that it is working out. No one pays attention to one piece of spandex furniture all the time, so it can say that 'it was working out when you weren't paying attention to it'. This might seem ridiculous to you and me, but in the world of a fat it's as reasonable as it is to get a 5000 kcal snack.