Posted by: freedumbz
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[–] thefisherman1961 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago (edited ago)
Acquisition of resources (in the form of excess calories) is a fat's specialty. So of course the fat fuck is a socialist, he wants to acquire other people's resources too.
[–] freedumbz [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
What if instead of oil... he hits diet coke?
[–] NothingExtra ago
So... obesity is more prevalent in socialists? [citation needed]
[–] thefisherman1961 ago
Nah, socialism is more prevalent in obeasts
http://archive.is/L0rH6
[–] freedumbz [S] 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
He's either gonna come up dry or he's gonna slurp up the oil with a silly straw.
[–] BeetusToTheLeft ago
It turns out that being a fat fuck happens on either side of the aisle. Imagine that? No? Maybe you have fat on the brain then.