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[–] PenguinOrgy 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
I laughed at grease fire hazard. It's sad that crematoriums (plural!!!) have caught on fire because of super fats.
[–] SUPA_FUPA [S] 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago (edited ago)
Sadly, that's true. Forgot to add this one in.
[–] CosmoMcKinley 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
This is one I can't really blame on the fats. After the first one, crematoriums should have either introduced a mass limit on clients or used chain saws to reduce all that health to a more appropriate size before roasting. Cite the obvious safety concerns to dry the buttery tears of obeast relatives and move on.