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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 38 points (+38|-0) ago 

It is, but fat tends to look fattening.

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[–] Scribbleballs 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Throw a bit of white paint on her and you’ve got an orca whale for the next “free Willy”

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[–] Slagiatt 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

No need, it will be spilling big blobs of ranch on itself soon

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[–] AlanTuringsGhost 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

It's blood type is... ranch.

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[–] SleepyCicada 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

You just offended a whole species..

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[–] 11559190? 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Think of how much bigger it would look in another color.

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[–] EvilQueen 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Why even bother trying to differentiate between body sections with that useless seam cutting across its northern hemisphere?

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[–] SleepyCicada 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Well, that’s where ‘curves’ meet. Like on Frosty the Snowman.

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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I didn't know Hefty made garbage bags in that size

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[–] mastermeatlock 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Force-flex bags even rip well before that point.

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[–] Nymphios 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Its breasts and gut are just one continuous mass. That's a new level of fat for me. Didn't think that could happen.

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[–] WestEndGirl 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Body type: Mount Fiji.

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[–] Siacca 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Kilimanjaro sounds more accurate.

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[–] DiabetoStinko 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

The poor nail tech that had to give this pig a pedicure. Cause no way it can even see, let alone touch its toes.

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[–] Naught405 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

My favorite is fats in dazzle camo prints

not fooling anyone

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[–] wildSHITLORDappeared 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Jesus, that first one looks like a Salvador Dali painting. Instead of melting clocks, a melting body.

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[–] jeffjeff 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

This deserves a post of its own. A guide on FUPA disguising for the more discerning planet.

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[–] meffmouff 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

The link about the use on ships was an unexpectedly neat read and definitely needed eyebleach. Thanks!

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[–] Naught405 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

NP! I want to use 'razzle dazzle' as a secretly underhanded description sometime haha still haven't had the opportunity present itself.

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