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[–] CosmoMcKinley 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
If alliteration is the name of this game, I say "pork pokers" has a ring to it. More poetic at least than my favorite sobriquet for them. "sad fucking bastards."
[–] stefwithanF 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago (edited ago)
My name is York Yorker, I am a pork porker, I love to wallow in fat.
I rode on a hog, the size of a log, she rolled over and squashed me quite flat.