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[–] hypercat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

be me:

Eat a slice for breakfast, of course in front of tubby

Eat a slice for lunch, again make sure tubby sees me

For dinner? Order a greasy burger (no cheese, can't eat it)

Post to FB delicious burger

Tubby goes - ZOMG GENETICS

Smile from the shadows as tubby tries to figure this logic out

Math 350+350+1000 = 1700 (No soda no sides just ice tea and water and lemon)

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[–] PhKGn00bE [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

But fatties could NEVER go without the fries and an 2 liter of soda