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[–] kun 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

You have to know how to talk to these people correctly:

curvy people, if you think you can eat whatever you want, not exercise, and not get curvyter there's a big problem with your whale logic. 1 slice of pizza has 300 calories and 11+ grams of curvy. Multiply that by the number of slices you eat (I usually eat 3 so lets use that. (But I bet your beluga sized ass could finish a whole 12 slice pie) and you end up with 900 calories (3600 for you water buffalos) and 33+ grams of curvy (132+ for baleen whales), which is easily half a days' worth of caloric intake. (or a day and a half's, if you're an omnivorous hippopotamus) So at the end of the day, it's still OK to eat pizza for breakfast, but only if you offset the extra calories by exercising or eating less during the rest of the day. Don't exercise and don't adjust your diet and, congratulations! You end up with ~1000 (3600+ if you're a brontosaurus) extra calories for the day, which is equivalent to about a 1/3lb weight gain (or a full pound if your disgusting fucking self ate the whole pizza pie) Stupid is as stupid does. True for people and whales alike.

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[–] vishtratwork 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Also, important to note that 300 can be a huge underestimation

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[–] PhKGn00bE [S] ago  (edited ago)

I was pretty conservative with the numbers so shamus cant play the "but I only eat plain pizza, that cant be this bad" card. 300 calories assumes a slice on the larger side with no toppings. Fatties like all the toppings. bacon, pepperoni, ham, sausage, chicken, ground beef, extra cheese, anchovies, mayonnaise, etc... So whale pizza probably has more like 5-600 calories/slice. And that's for an everyday pedestrian slice. A NY slice of whale pizza might have 1000 or more calories, and remember, fatties NEVER eat just one slice.

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[–] PhKGn00bE [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

now replace "curvy" with "lard curry"

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[–] PhKGn00bE [S] ago 

I hate calling them curvy when theyre really just fat as fuck