Archived Fatties, you can ignore science all you want. But science won't ignore you (fatpeoplehate)
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Archived Fatties, you can ignore science all you want. But science won't ignore you (fatpeoplehate)
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[–] kun 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
You have to know how to talk to these people correctly:
[–] vishtratwork 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Also, important to note that 300 can be a huge underestimation
[–] PhKGn00bE [S] ago (edited ago)
I was pretty conservative with the numbers so shamus cant play the "but I only eat plain pizza, that cant be this bad" card. 300 calories assumes a slice on the larger side with no toppings. Fatties like all the toppings. bacon, pepperoni, ham, sausage, chicken, ground beef, extra cheese, anchovies, mayonnaise, etc... So whale pizza probably has more like 5-600 calories/slice. And that's for an everyday pedestrian slice. A NY slice of whale pizza might have 1000 or more calories, and remember, fatties NEVER eat just one slice.
[–] PhKGn00bE [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
now replace "curvy" with "lard curry"
[–] PhKGn00bE [S] ago
I hate calling them curvy when theyre really just fat as fuck