Archived Fatties, you can ignore science all you want. But science won't ignore you (fatpeoplehate)
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Archived Fatties, you can ignore science all you want. But science won't ignore you (fatpeoplehate)
submitted ago by PhKGn00bE
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[–] kun 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
You have to know how to talk to these people correctly:
[–] vishtratwork 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Also, important to note that 300 can be a huge underestimation
[–] PhKGn00bE [S] ago (edited ago)
I was pretty conservative with the numbers so shamus cant play the "but I only eat plain pizza, that cant be this bad" card. 300 calories assumes a slice on the larger side with no toppings. Fatties like all the toppings. bacon, pepperoni, ham, sausage, chicken, ground beef, extra cheese, anchovies, mayonnaise, etc... So whale pizza probably has more like 5-600 calories/slice. And that's for an everyday pedestrian slice. A NY slice of whale pizza might have 1000 or more calories, and remember, fatties NEVER eat just one slice.
[–] PhKGn00bE [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
now replace "curvy" with "lard curry"
[–] PhKGn00bE [S] ago
I hate calling them curvy when theyre really just fat as fuck
[–] Fatty_McGoo 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
You should edit this to include the sodium (1000mg per slice of pepperoni )
[–] PhKGn00bE [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Good point. But every time I see a fatty eating pizza its with all the toppings the restaurant have, minus the veggies of course. Think bacon, pepperoni, ham, sausage, chicken, ground beef, extra cheese, anchovies, mayonnaise, etc... So its probably more like 1500mg/slice for them. So the whole fattie pie would be 18,000mg of sodium. Holy. Shit.
[–] shdwghst457 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Know what the best pizza topping is, though? MOAR PIZZA
[–] hypercat 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
be me:
Eat a slice for breakfast, of course in front of tubby
Eat a slice for lunch, again make sure tubby sees me
For dinner? Order a greasy burger (no cheese, can't eat it)
Post to FB delicious burger
Tubby goes - ZOMG GENETICS
Smile from the shadows as tubby tries to figure this logic out
Math 350+350+1000 = 1700 (No soda no sides just ice tea and water and lemon)
[–] PhKGn00bE [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
But fatties could NEVER go without the fries and an 2 liter of soda
[–] carlosfhdez 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
You sir/maddam are a poet :)
[–] Hardliner 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Karma will get them sooner or later (beetus, heart diseases, cancer, etc..)
[–] PhKGn00bE [S] ago (edited ago)
Yep. Karma's a bitch, and science is too if you're fat