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[–] Daucus7 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

But if I claim to be not hungry and order small then I'm interrogated as to why.

Tell them you have a slow metabolism.

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[–] Wizardslayer 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

The worst thing about fats is the finger licking/sucking. For some reason fats associate doing this with the sign it was a good meal. Ever listen to a fat talk about a meal? "It was so good everyone was licking their fingers." And they're not joking, they fucking do and it is disgusting.

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[–] WD_Pelley 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The worst thing about fats is the finger licking/sucking.

No, no: lip smacking is the worst. Drives me fucking nuts to hear a fatass smacking its lips and humming with approval while eating.

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[–] Deathstalker 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Leave a cupcake with one bite out of it sitting on your plate for them to drool over. They hate that.

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[–] SleepyCicada 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I hate them too. For a different reason though. So lunch is my biggest meal of the day, I skip breakfast or eat something very light with my morning coffee. By noon I’m starving and order something from an ethnic-type restaurant next door, typically full plate of meat/veggies and some dessert. I enter the lunchroom where I meet my work fatties snacking on very reasonable portions of reasonably healthy foods. Oh wow, they say, how do you manage to eat all of that and stay lean, that’s some good genetics! They don’t realize lunch is my biggest meal of the day. They are all gluten-allergic and dairy-intolerant (apparently) but have no problem having a snacking stash of pepperettes and chocolates in their drawers. I can only imagine how much they eat outside of work..it takes plenty of food to maintain their 250-300lb frames.

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[–] Scooter_Death 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Check their cars. Probably shin-deep in fast food and candy wrappers.

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[–] Youfatfuck 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Or shin-fupa-deep

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[–] Siacca 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Eat only a few bites, then deliberately throw the rest in the trash while the piggies are watching. Their heads will explode when they see food thrown in the trash. It will be a fun way to drive them insane every single meeting

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[–] misanthropiclez 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

They are jealous and want you to gain weight so they can laugh at you behind your back, I guarantee it

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[–] Scooter_Death 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Yep, Crabs in a Bucket and Misery Loves Company.

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[–] Lurkerontheroof 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

can't upvoat this enough

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[–] EarthquakesAreScary 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

And it's never 'good' food. I mean I'd love it if any of the people sure I'm anorexic got to work cooking up meals that meet my standards and gave it to me. But instead, as you say, it's always just shitty "candy for lunch! Tee hee so fun!" things.

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[–] WD_Pelley 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I'm certain my coworkers think I'm anorexic, and so they are always shoving food my way. They will walk up to me with the dessert tray, leave food on my desk, or message me to say there are leftover items in the fridge. It's unpleasant and very distracting.

It's also rude as fuck.

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[–] CosmoMcKinley 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Good health starts at 300 pounds. They're worried that you don't have enough to eat, so much so that they know the location of free-range food and are offering to you instead of nom nomming it down. A rare case of fats being so eager to have you join them that they're giving up food.

Watch your six. They can't be far from holding you down and force-feeding you Starbucks.

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[–] Titanbikes4ever 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Yeah, I eat a big lunch and then maybe a small snack later in the evening. LOL! I would be fat if I ate 3 full meals a day with snacks!

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[–] conchpearls1 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Often at lunchtime I'm not hungry. I usually only have one meal a day plus a snack of fruit or something like that.

omg same! I only eat a large dinner followed by a snack a few hours afterwards. I actually can't believe I have to hide this fact from people because they always assume I have disordered eating or something and they can't imagine eating less than 3 meals a day or they'd spasm or some crazy bullshit like that.

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