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Archived For when you need pizza and cookies but too tired to drive the scooty puff two aisles over... (i2.wp.com)
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[–] CosmoMcKinley 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
The cookies give them something to nibble while waiting the horrifying 20 minutes for the pizza to cook. Gotta keep starvashun mode at bay y'know. This isn't just clever marketing, it's a key to healthy living.
[–] Sappho 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Well I think the cookies are to be baked as well, but tubby won't be able to wait that long so they'll just eat the dough.. ugh
[–] CosmoMcKinley 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
That goes without saying. In fact, Tubby probably digs out the cookie dough to munch on the way home.