Posted by: FuckOffFatty
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Archived on: 4/3/2018 10:00:00 AM
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[–] LegendarySock 0 points 17 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago
Leave it there until it gets small enough to get out by itself. Which is probably the kindest thing you could do.
[–] Narow_Foe_Minsk 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Take it to the next level and make it feel like the cattle it is. place a water trough in front of it so it can bend down and drink whenever it's thirsty. When it finally is free of its self-induced confinement, it will be so ashamed it might actually stay human.
edit: if you want to be super mean, put a feed trough in front of it as well, but only put vegetables with a low net-carb index in it, so basically just leafy greens. It will eventually break and start shoveling the veggies down it's maw just to eat something. Now you've trained it to eat healthier.
[–] FickleFlame107 0 points 16 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago
Didn't this happen to Winnie the Pooh?
[–] Siacca 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Don't ruin that cartoon!!!
[–] FickleFlame107 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
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[–] Siacca 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
Set a bag of beetus just out of reach. Watch it go insane.
[–] EvilQueen 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Paint a target and build a potato gun.
[–] Siacca 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Use rocks. If you use potatoes, it may find a way to teach it's ass to eat.
[–] 11517669? 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Rent a forklift and haul the entire thing to the dump.
[–] YO_IM_A_CHEESEHEAD 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Let it die
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Help? Why?
[–] drivesaconvertible 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
This. She got herself in this position entirely by her own doing. Let her contemplate on this until she gets thin/sweaty enough to slide back out.
[–] Prepackaged 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Paint a sign as a warning to the children.
"If you get fat you are not allowed to have fun anymore."