Posted by: Forseti
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Archived on: 2/12/2017 1:51:00 AM
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[–] Judecca 0 points 21 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago
Never fuck a fattie/ never stick your dick in crazy. Life pro tip
[–] RunningShark 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
Thats not the only tip fatties wont get
[–] j095 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
Can confirm as bad idea. Have stuck dick in crazy.
Have not fucked fatty, but it sounds even worse.
[–] imaginareality 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
anyone who fucks a fatty deserves what's coming to them.. even if they're blacked out drunk their instincts should know to steer wide and clear.
[–] hypercat 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
This is the only way that fedora guys can get laid.
[–] harrisonfired 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Trilby. And yes, I know that Trilbys are a type of Fedora. But saying Trilby sounds funnier and is more accurate.
[–] schuy31 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
5/5 sober doctors recommend for drunk persons
[–] baddreamstonight 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I need these!!
[–] pakun 2 points 2 points 4 points (+4|-2) ago
Even condoms have an expiration date , mate.
[–] baddreamstonight 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I am unsure of how to reply to that, but I'll nod politely to your use of the word mate on a thread about condoms.
[–] Forseti [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Anyone know where do get these?
[–] SimonJ57 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I saw some on a recent trip to liverpool in one of the souveneer store.
Albert docks.
[–] baddreamstonight 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I Googled it and found them on Ebay and Amazon, but nowhere else :(
[–] todbert 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I wouldn't know how to put it in a ham planet anyways.
[–] Rumble-in-the-Jungle 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
If you even can enter?
[–] Evil_Shallow_Dudebro 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
This is like the goal line defense against a regrettable night.
[–] drew2000four 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Good advice