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[–] Dominus_Stercae 1 point 15 points 16 points (+16|-1) ago
Me: "It's nothing but fat and sugar! How could it be any less healthy?"
Her: Adds tablespoons of cream, and then whipped topping.
[–] 11425756? 1 point 12 points 13 points (+13|-1) ago
She so fat that she can't waste energy getting her tongue to the top of her mouth to pronounce the letter L. Akahoyic. Instead of alcoholic.
[–] Kraeik 1 point 11 points 12 points (+12|-1) ago
No carbs eh, yea that's what you should worry about. The carbs.
Life is circling the drain isn't it? I mean, she has fucking fans, FANS.
What kind of brain dead ass clowns watch this garbage fire and want to be fans? ...Our neighbors, that's who.
I know I hate fat people, always have, but lately it is just becoming so much more depressing. Depressing because the future looks fucking fat. The workforce is fat. The dating pool is fat. Children are fat and being raised by fat children.
People in higher places are putting a greater emphasis on making sure that someone's feelings remain un-faltered rather than providing them with the tools and education to improve and not have to worry about shame and insults.
I really am fucking disgusted and depressed over the ever expanding waistlines and the ever diminishing calloused exteriors.
[–] shrinkydinks 1 point 7 points 8 points (+8|-1) ago
WTF? How the hell do you justify drinking non-alcoholic hot buttered RUM? Does she think that makes it sound better than sugared grease soup?
[–] Phillyshitlord 1 point 7 points 8 points (+8|-1) ago
FUCKING what?
[–] hypercat 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Dude, don't hate the food, hot buttered rum is awesome in small quantities. She just seems to drink gallons not ONE cup.
A 4 serving amount:
2/3 cup packed dark brown sugar
1/2 cup (1 stick) unsalted butter, room temperature
1/4 cup honey
1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1/4 teaspoon ground nutmeg
1/8 teaspoon ground cloves
Pinch salt
3/4 cup spiced rum
2 cups boiling water
4 sticks cinnamon, for garnish
It's good when you are sick and can't eat food but need a few calories.
[–] upsidedownbackwards 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I swear I've had it and it was alright, but it had cider in it too?
[–] BoraxTheFungarian 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Definitely sound better with cider rather than water as the hot liqyid... Now I want cider!
[–] mmmmdonuts 1 point 5 points 6 points (+6|-1) ago
Holy muthafucking hell on top of a fucking shit pile omg I literally can't even
[–] CosmoMcKinley 1 point 5 points 6 points (+6|-1) ago
I tried, but I couldn't get past the opening shot of the half pound of butter in the pan before I started gagging. Surrah's pig-squeal voice didn't help matters much.