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[–] ThrowAwayAcct34 0 points 35 points (+35|-0) ago 

TFW you're dumb enough to fall for a 'get fit quick' scam but too lazy to do it.

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[–] tadorno 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

"I almost made the mistake of trying something but luckily someone told me to not do anything and look at me now." Gross.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Claiming that doing something like working-out makes you want to die doesn’t mean much. You are obese so you should want to die every waking minute. Whether you are exercising or winning the lottery, it makes no difference. Your life is miserable because of the lard and it has nothing to do with the difficulty of exercise.

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[–] Wizardslayer 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Stairs make them want to die.

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[–] Thatsahugebitch 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

"Something told me..." Something being it's inherent gluttony and laziness

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[–] GroundCtrl2MayoTom 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

As far as I know there are no Manatee category in beach fitness.

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[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I dunno... some-a-dim "coaches".

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[–] hellno [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Man the harpoons. No bother fixing that broken mess.

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[–] Scooter_Death 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Instead she’ll die from not restricting food and not working out, and the little kid in the avatar will be an orphan. Smart, that.

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[–] iswallow 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Instead she'll keep "working out" until she dies; i.e. binging is quite the workout for the body, it needs to work overtime and still cannot process it all.

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[–] Rialed 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Not to mention the extra hundred pounds she carries around with her all the time.

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