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[–] Kraeik 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Pathetic, This guy wants something so bad that he gets this fucking worked up about it but all that drive, all that desire won't go into a single modicum of exercise to actually get him the things that he craves.

This surgery is just a lazy fix, they think it is going to be a magic reset button that will fix everything that ails them. They are under the impression that nothing in their lives has to change, they finally have that no workout solution to losing weight. just dump a ton of money into a procedure and come out the other end with everything you want, pussy will throw itself at you and men will envy you.

the want and desire and desperation and you know that even when it manifests itself in this type of breakdown, they will still not do a single god damn bit of physical work to lose weight.

just absolutely, pure, authentic laziness.

Doesn't deserve it even if he can afford it.

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[–] derpetta 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Not even exercise necessary. Just lay down the fork.

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[–] PleaseDontSlowMeDown 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Everyone knows that if you eat less your body throws itself into starvation mode and you hoard every calorie you take in. The only possible way heffalumps can lose weight is to get a surgery that makes you eat less. Duh!

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[–] vladthehampaler 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

how many pizza rolls were laid to waste after this fucking top notch squeal cry freakout?? im dying

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[–] MorbidObesityTracker [S] 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

This lardbeast has said "playing video games is the only job I can have...if it doesn't work out I will go on disability for the rest of my life."

He is copying Boogie2988 because Boogie finally dropped below 500 lbs and he is jealous that Boogie is now 50 lbs lighter than him at 415. I mean to live in a world where you WISH you were 415 is a very pathological one.

Bonus: Lives in a double wide with his grandmother who has multiple lung ailments but still smokes 2 packs a day.

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Two packs a day eh... plus the cost of all that food...all that equipment... and complains that he can't afford anything... yup, that confirms it (well we know this already), fats are as dumb as a pile of crap.

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[–] Lurkerontheroof 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

A muzzle and straws to drink the water & the daily vitamins/minerals to keep its fat ass alive while its body burns up all that fat are cheap as dirt. Real friends don't let pig friends eat themselves to death; they lock that muzzle & take away the key until you're human again.

... I should mail this fat mofo my invoice for this miracle slimming formula.

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[–] MorbidObesityTracker [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

But but he claims dietary intake like you and me! Only a few sodas a day and dinner! He only eats small bags of chips not the big ones! He gets Big Mac meals without any extra burgers just extra Mac sauce!

Lol, he'd drink the beetus through a straw and not lose a lb.

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[–] Lurkerontheroof 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Ha, true -- any real friend he has IRL would have to straight-jacket that raging boar & supervise the feedings. This is why most of these fat assholes are partly correct in saying it's too expensive to stay healthy, because they'd have to hire a prison guard/drill sgt & rent a cell with shackles that can hold down a gorrilla to get anywhere near human again.

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[–] Not-a-goat 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I can't decide if those are fake lard tears or not. There's so much fat on its face it's hard to see any change in expression.

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[–] MorbidObesityTracker [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Fortunately they are very real lard tears. To be at a point where you literally so no other option but surgery to lose weight is the pinnacle of lazy, self-entitled behaviour.

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[–] Starmay 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Who is this lolcow?

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[–] MorbidObesityTracker [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

WingsofRedemption on Twitch. Best comedy a video game site can provide.

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[–] VinegarCookies 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Read title, figured it wasn't Booger, and my next guess was either Wings or OnlyUseMeBlade. I'm not sure which of the three are more pathetic.

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[–] LookWhoCameInLast 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I still can't even get over the fact that anyone would want to watch these fat fucks do anything, let alone give them money for it.

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[–] MorbidObesityTracker [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Fat neckbeards donate to him and bleeding heart gullible types. He also gives advice on serious issues, but thought you needed to visit Wash DC to get a passport.

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[–] Siacca 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

You know what's cheaper than surgery? Eating less.