Posted by: fphliveson
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Archived on: 3/18/2018 10:00:00 AM
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[–] SterlingMa1oryArcher 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
This is why we can't have nice things.
[–] 11388214? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Those things have a 500 lb limit. I bet it blames the toilet and not its lack of self control.
[–] davekd 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Did it at least slice itself like a ham on the broken porcelain edge?
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Are we sure the toilet seat didn't break itself to spare the pain?
[–] Shailene 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Lol I would probably commit suicide if I was a toilet seat about to be crushed by a giant smelly ass, tbh.
[–] BMI20 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Was it because of weight or the shock wave?
[–] Kraeik ago
I think I know the answer but did it apologize or offer to repay the cost of a repair or replacement?