Hello Comrades!
So I recently went to the mall, a rare event for a poor college student, and goodness was there some fats! Christmas shopping is stressful enough without the landwhales clogging up walking space.
1) I was in Ulta (big makeup store) and it was fairly packed. I hunted down a death fat sales lady with makeup that stopped where her chin and jawline SHOULD be, but clearly didn't. She pointed in the direction of where I should go for my item, and I took it as she's too busy for a decent answer. But nope not 3 seconds later an even fatter blimp walks up for something and suddenly she has undivided attention. Rude.
2) I was in forever 21(mostly trash clothing store) I spent 10 minutes in there. I swear shitlords I couldn't find anything half my size. A small fat saleslady walked up and asked if I needed help, and because I was caught off gaurd I just blurted out "uhh I think I'm in the plus size section" she said no that section is over there and my response was "shiiiit, if this isn't plus size then I don't want to know what is!" I think I pissed her off as she huffed and walked off.
3) I decided to get my nails done after 4 years, figured a $12 manicure is a decent present to myself :D I sat very close to the pedicure chairs and all was good until Jupiter itself walked in. That poor technician. This fatty's foot was 6 shades darker than her body, the skin was flaky, and I'm pretty sure her overgrown yellow toenails could be classified as a weapon. She also had vericose veins all up and down her calf and foot. I guess I wasn't hiding my horror well because the girl doing my nails leaned in and whispered that she's seen worse. I overtipped just for her troubles.
That was just the fun stuff everything else is just your traditional eye rape.
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[–] MeowsephStalin [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I'm sure I could send an email, but chances are the higher ups are also fat af and I'm too lazy to go through that. Lord beetus will take her foot soon anyway.
And thank you! @Duress56 bestowed it upon me :D