Hello Comrades!
So I recently went to the mall, a rare event for a poor college student, and goodness was there some fats! Christmas shopping is stressful enough without the landwhales clogging up walking space.
1) I was in Ulta (big makeup store) and it was fairly packed. I hunted down a death fat sales lady with makeup that stopped where her chin and jawline SHOULD be, but clearly didn't. She pointed in the direction of where I should go for my item, and I took it as she's too busy for a decent answer. But nope not 3 seconds later an even fatter blimp walks up for something and suddenly she has undivided attention. Rude.
2) I was in forever 21(mostly trash clothing store) I spent 10 minutes in there. I swear shitlords I couldn't find anything half my size. A small fat saleslady walked up and asked if I needed help, and because I was caught off gaurd I just blurted out "uhh I think I'm in the plus size section" she said no that section is over there and my response was "shiiiit, if this isn't plus size then I don't want to know what is!" I think I pissed her off as she huffed and walked off.
3) I decided to get my nails done after 4 years, figured a $12 manicure is a decent present to myself :D I sat very close to the pedicure chairs and all was good until Jupiter itself walked in. That poor technician. This fatty's foot was 6 shades darker than her body, the skin was flaky, and I'm pretty sure her overgrown yellow toenails could be classified as a weapon. She also had vericose veins all up and down her calf and foot. I guess I wasn't hiding my horror well because the girl doing my nails leaned in and whispered that she's seen worse. I overtipped just for her troubles.
That was just the fun stuff everything else is just your traditional eye rape.
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[–] yesus-with-a-y 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
at that size, why even bother getting a pedicure? as if that matters....
[–] Shitlady901 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
Because the hams can't reach their hooves... can't even do a simple nail clipping.
[–] heyfattybomsticks 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Of course! Now that you say it it's obvious, but I always wondered why these places were almost exclusively full of fats.
[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I get my nails done frequently and it's always full of fats. They will do ANYTHING to attempt to enhance their appearance. Except lose weight of course. They don't have to do anything they just sit there.
[–] CosmoMcKinley 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Same reason they spend all that money on makeup and fancy tarps to drape themselves in. They want to be human, so they imitate humans. Failing that, they at least try to fool the eye with all this shite. Sorry Chubs, it's not working.
[–] CosmoMcKinley 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Fat culture, it's a thing. They don't even need secret handshakes or code words.
[–] 11384293? 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
i had to google fat culture. heres the image search. https://i.imgur.com/zHu4oFd.png
[–] CosmoMcKinley ago
Now don't you wish you hadn't? The turtle on the scooter is a chuckle though. The price of living on pizza.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I wish I was there to see the Forever 21 bit. The look on her face must have been priceless.
[–] [deleted] 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
[–] TantricPanniculus7 ago
Probably the beetus will take that hoof soon.
[–] Starmay 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Hi dear cat leader
Can't you send a email to Ultra HQ about the bad service? Even here in the old world they would react. As the minority we should use every chance we have to fuck with them.
P.s: Since far to long i wanted to tell ya that i love your user flair.
[–] MeowsephStalin [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I'm sure I could send an email, but chances are the higher ups are also fat af and I'm too lazy to go through that. Lord beetus will take her foot soon anyway.
And thank you! @Duress56 bestowed it upon me :D
[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
What story! I laughed, I cried, I was amused. I'm super scared to hit up the giant mall tomorrow... but I have no choice I put it off for too long.
[–] NoviceApproach ago
Should have told the fatty to call a farrier.
[–] Thereturnstudent ago
FATS. RUIN. EVERYTHING.