So around Xmas time I flew home to see my family. I was talking with my mom and I mentioned I look down on fat people for letting their bodies go. My sister, who has gained like 10 pounds since I last saw her, immediately tries to bite my head off with this:
Sis: Not everyone can control their weight! It's not their fault.
Me: Yes they can, yes it is. Their hands move the food into their mouth.
Sister: People have thyroid problems and feel bad about themselves cause of jerks like you.
Me: Uh, okay? Does their thyroid make them eat more?
Sis: You just don't understand because you're an asshole.
About an hour later she ate a medium pizza and a half pint of ice cream.