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[–] Crow_T_Murderface 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

His wife is discovering inches of pussy she never knew she had with some guy that actually resembles a human being while he makes videos of opening boxes of cartoon figurines in his 40s.

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[–] FickleFlame107 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I can't not upvoat this.

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[–] Lurkerontheroof 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Ditto <3

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[–] Nofatpeople 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

I hope this is the kick in the pants he needs to get his shit together and finally kill himself.

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

:/ ...... :)

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[–] Unsung_Heroes_again 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

It won't die alone. Lord beetus will be there to see it down the lonely path.

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[–] wmeth 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Has thousands and thousands of $$$ of PC gaming shit, electronics, toys, action figures, props, etc etc etc. Can't afford to eat less and go to a gym.

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[–] Cerryo 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I don't think it's money that's stopping him from going to a gym. His legs are terribly messed up; he can barely go anywhere at all.

I really don't understand, though, why a person like this wouldn't consider just throwing money at the problem of eating less. It seems like something even an out-of-control food addict could manage, given some reasonable moments here and there (and Boogie is certainly capable of being reasonable at least some of the time). Like, at the worst, you could rig up something involving door locks and some kind of hired prison warden to keep you from eating more than you wanted... it really doesn't seem that hard, even for the most mentally ill person. I have to suppose that he just doesn't want it that much, though he pretends to be deeply interested in losing weight.

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[–] wmeth 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

No, you're right. That's what I'm saying, he has all the resources, he's just a (SPOILER ALERT) lazy fat fuck.

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[–] pondspirit 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

It seems like you could pretty easily arrange for someone to do that for you, but legally, if you didn't feel like sticking to the arrangement and started bitching and moaning after three days I don't think you can consent to someone overriding your wishes unless it's some kind of official inpatient situation, and the fundamental problem is their lack of willpower to stick with it. I can see these overgrown toddlers paying someone to be a food prison warden and then calling the police claiming false imprisonment when their cravings set in a week later.

I think I remember that someone may have offered him a place at some kind of extreme weight loss facility, and he was looking into it or something, but of course went with the easy option in the end. And yeah, Boogie, it is the easy option. Just because the operation involves a painful recovery period doesn't change that.

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[–] Lurkerontheroof 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Like, at the worst, you could rig up something involving door locks and some kind of hired prison warden to keep you from eating more than you wanted... it really doesn't seem that hard, even for the most mentally ill person. I have to suppose that he just doesn't want it that much, though he pretends to be deeply interested in losing weight.

Seriously all this. I mean that's what I imagine Jonas Hill did and is still doing, going by his continued human form-maintenance, it's like he hired this guy to slap the burgers from his paws & drag him to the gym.

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[–] pondspirit 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

But he had such a calm, rational explanation about how amicable and peaceful the whole process is going to be on his subreddit. How can you have so little self-awareness that you alternate between downplaying everything like everyone else is overreacting, to having yet another public meltdown less than 24 hours later?

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[–] sLnTsRvC 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

How did this thing amass his followers?

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[–] GIIOST 0 points 30 points (+30|-0) ago 

gravity

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[–] SurgicalShitlord 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Underrated

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[–] hopeprojection 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Why do people like this fat sack of shit again? The only stuff I see about him is him being a stupid fat fuck and crying about his ex-wife.

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[–] dt1 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Schadenfreude (/ˈʃɑːdənfrɔɪdə/; German: [ˈʃaːdn̩ˌfʁɔʏ̯də] lit. 'harm-joy') is the experience of pleasure, joy, or self-satisfaction that comes from learning of or witnessing the troubles, failures, or humiliation of another.

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[–] GIIOST 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

shit, so i can make money off my wretched life if I somehow charge a schadenfrude tax?

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[–] Queefturret 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Because other people can feel better about their shitty life when they compare it to his?

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[–] KILLtheRATS 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

$5 He dies in 2 years.

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[–] rndmvar 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Probably sooner. The wife was the voice of reason when he was attempting to do the Doritos/Mt. Dew blended "drink". And without another living human nearby, Youtuber's are going to watch him livestream his own death by choking on something.

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[–] KILLtheRATS 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Lay down some imaginary money on it.

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[–] Seyda 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Suicide

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