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[–] HootersMcBoobies 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Actual whales and dolphins are beautiful majestic creatures that swim hundreds of kilometres a day. That thing in thing in the photo is not a whale. No, it is a thing more terrifying than any horror film. It is diabetes incarnate; a slow death of that infectious disease called fat acceptance -- more sugar than human; a living potato filled with enough starches to kill a small child. Oh god, I made the mistake of scrolling up again .. .. I need to go throw up.

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[–] Workman 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Actual potatoes are a nutritious staple food that have long served as sustenance for many different societies and provide a low calorie source of vitamins B6 and C. That thing in the photo is not a potato. I believe the most appropriate analogous term for fats would be tumors. Because like tumors, they are useless, malfunctioning cancerous clumps of cells that devour everything around them, slowly destroying their host.

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[–] washingtonpanther 2 points 0 points (+2|-2) ago 

Best username ever.

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[–] ConfirmedSRSShill 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

Even I am giving this one a hard pass.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago 

When both your mothers in law are unavailable so you have to advertise.

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[–] Fatburner4u 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I got that reference!

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[–] pengriffix 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

Its Deadpool Everyday

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[–] RageAgainstTheAmish 4 points 19 points (+23|-4) ago 

It's nowhere near ethical to allow another man to have sex with your wife, let alone your Blue Ribbon prize-winning county fair champion show hog

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[–] mastermeatlock 2 points 6 points (+8|-2) ago 

They never learned that you can't turn a ho into a housewife.

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[–] RageAgainstTheAmish 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Apparently hogs work

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[–] theoldones 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

this horror movie looks scary af

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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[–] 44NJ9 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Fat-friendly surely is for them, I'm sure they want a super fit couple that won't fat shame them. haha, good luck.

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[–] GOMAD_OR_GFYAD 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Hello :) We are a couple that has bonded over our shared goal to be absolute gluttons for all forms of hedonism

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[–] GIIOST 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Tinder is Tame compared to POF

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[–] UlyssesEMcGill 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Plenty of Fatties?

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[–] ThisIsMyRealName 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Primarily Only Fatties

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[–] Mass_Eject 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Puddles of fat?

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[–] Slagiatt 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Gross

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[–] Beast-mode-freak 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

So gross it's hilarious. I laughed out loud at the absurdity.

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