Archived *just pours water over his shirt to make it look like he worked out* (kek.gg)
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Archived *just pours water over his shirt to make it look like he worked out* (kek.gg)
submitted ago by shadow332
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[–] MyBlessingBeBeetus 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Oh that's actually just what happens when it stands up
[–] Ezekiel_Balderdash ago
Or when he eats.
[–] EggonBread ago
Although to be fair standing up for him is basically like deadlifting 300kg
[–] EgeDal 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Why would a fat person go to gym? Gym stuff will probably shred their bones and destroy their muscles. They should be dieting first.
[–] CosmoMcKinley 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Selfies and free pizza.
[–] PoopooJoons 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago (edited ago)
Hah, forgot to hide the towel from cleaning up the water.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Being proud that you raised a sweat at the gym is how I know you don’t work-out. Also the fat.
[–] Mass_Eject 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
That's not water.
[–] Prepackaged 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Slobber? Grease?
Both.
[–] BoraxTheFungarian 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Oh, nice shower shirt, muckbeast. They must have run out of water before you could finish.
[–] freshman15 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
That's all-natural fat secretion. They just sweat constantly. I'd guess most of it is oil and grease.
[–] ashion101 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It walked in the door... that's all it took.